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Review of Blush and TLK 1.5
Hello fans! Lovely day today at 8:30 a.m. How are you? I'm great. I'm here with Kim and Ashley and Ron Kim: Morning Ron: What's up? Ashley: *relunantly and sullenly* Hi. Me: Ignore the brunette one, she's mad, I am still going through with writing the fic. Kim: So the author has seen a double feature. me: I first have to tell them something. Cousins came over from like 6:30 to like 9:30. It was okay until 8:30. I wrote my letter to the Disney Channel at 9:30 and I mailed it at 8:15 a.m this morning. Booyah. But let's get to the double feature review. Kim: *sits comfortably next to Ron* Ashley: *haughtyily sits down on Kim's left side* Kim: Quit pouting. She's your creator and she might do something worse than break you and Ian up. Ron: Like what. Kim: Death maybe. Ashley: *whines* Me: So, I watched TLK 1 1/2 around 6 ish. I couldn't wait because well... it is my childhood love. And it was soo cool. It had great scenes, scenes from the original but it was from Timon and Pumbaa's POV. And Timon's mom, guess who she is? Marge from the Simpsons. My 2 top favorite things have people from the simpsons playing in them. I don't want to give anything away. Some people may not have seen it. Ashley: Like who? Us? You kept us locked in the journal while you watched it with Kevin and the other ones. Ron: You didn't watch it? Ashley: No. I wanna here bout it though. Me: It was just as great as TLK. Proud to be a TLK fan here. There was a part where during the fight for Pride Rock, Timon proposed to Shenzi. Kim: Shenzi's alot like Shego. The only smart one. Ron: Thing is Drakken thinks he's Scar. Ashley: Looks like Scar too. Me: *blinks* And her full name is something super long and I only remember the first 2 words of it, Shenzi Marie. TLK 1.5 to say quickly; great as the first movie, funny as hell, hilarious, and cool. Ashley: Finally on to Blush. Me: I wasn't that hyper about Blush before hand, but I did jump up and down for a few minutes. Ashley: Not like a lab though. Kim: Ashley, labs don't jump. Ron/Ashley: They don't? Kim: Author, may I ask you why Ron and Ashley share a brain? Me: made it like that. So anyways. The review. My 3 pals will be quiet because I'm doing it my way. Alone. Ashley: I'm not talking to you anyways. Ron: Let's hit Bueno Nacho then. Me: It's 8:47 in the morning? Ron: So, we could have a breakfast taco. Kim: Besides she's gonna be nutso about Josh Mankey. Ashley: Hey he's fine as in... FINE! Ron: You watched Raven last night didn't you? Ashley: Yea. Ron: We're eating in the kitchen okay? Me: Fine with me. Go on! *the 3 of them leave* Me: Okay alone. Blush. I gotta say, Oh my god! It was great! It was great! It was great! Sure it started out like Job Unfair, kind of stupid. But after the theme song, it was cool. Basic downlow is that Drakken wants a way to eliminate Kim. So he and Shego do research -- in the form of teen mags. So they find a weakness that is universal for all teens everywhere: embarrassment. We get to see Kim act like a total dork in front of Josh. Kim: *from the kitchen* Heard that! Me: I still hearing you! SHUT UP! And there was a mention of how Josh's last name of Mankey is one vowel from Monkey by none other than Ron himself. So Drakken makes this embarrassment serum from this Aurora Orchid in the Amazon. Her first little embarrassment thingy is where she tumbles off an escalator. Poor Kim. Ron: *laughing from afar about it.* *loud smack is heard* Me: Hey! DON'T HIT HIM! Kim: Ashley did it! Ashley: Kim did it! Me: I'm still hearing you. SHUT UP! And she shows Ron it (her belly button is a swirling vortex of like invisibility!) and he's like, "You should get that checked out". So Wade finds out the sitch. She vanishes a little bit everytime she is embarrassed. So Ron and Wade ground Kim to her room to get the Aurora Orchid from the Amazon. Ron does this alone. With a RobotWade. Shippy in my opinion. He cares about her. But it's like in Queen Bebe, does the Bad Ass Bitch Sista listen? Fuck no. Ashley: *sitting back down next to author* Hey Kim, you're a Bad Ass Bitch. What about me? Kim: Bad Ass Theatre Girl? me: *completely ignoring the 3 of them* Because right after she turns off her computer, closes doors/blinds but does who call? Josh Mankey. They're going on on a date. Oooh. And he's got a convertible too. So Guess who follows. Drakken and Shego AND Jim and Tim. So they're at this parlor while Ron is fighting mohter nature and he's like, "How you like me now Mother Nature. Who's Your daddy? Who's Your daddy's daddy?" LOL. So at her date, Josh tries to get K to get french fries dipped in milkshakes. Sounds yummy. The music throughout the episode is much like in Grudge Match. And Shego and Drakken are watching them and Shego is like, "He's kind of approve." and Drakkie is like "What are you her sister all of a sudden?" LOL. Now before I go on. I just gotta say. It wasn't like how I was sure it was going to end. Remember the whole BMW idea? Ron: *shakes head* Me: And in the 'mazon Ron is very dramatic and when Kim gets mudded by the humilation ninjas and she hands end up vanished she says in a low voice, "Come on Ron"... kinda like in Partners. Ashley: You're trying to ref to every episode aren't you? Me: *continues ignoring the 3 of them who are making faces-- Kim isn't though* And she's a floating head after the tweebs show a videotape like in Hidden Talent but she's younger than 5 and in the bathtub. HOW CUTE! And she's like nude from the chest up...not like we saw anything. No Ron though. For a while I was sure they'd embarrass Kim right out of existence. But guess what Ron blows the pollen (the whif of the pollen is the antidote) over where she is with Josh. And so at then he drops her off and we find out that she likes marshmallows on hot dogs. It's sweet. Wonderful. Great. At the end? Guess what? Josh kisses her. Kim got kissed. Of course it's like we see his head go towards her face and obviously kiss her. It ends with Josh saying, "Do you know what this night has been?" and Kim saying, "Yes. Perfect" IT WAS GREAT! Seeya now! |
