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*FANFIC* Kim Possible's Harry Potter: Epilogue*FANFIC*
The next day's journey home on the Hogwarts Express was eventful in many ways. Harry had been attacked coming back from the loo by Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, who were attacked likewise by six Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw members of the D.A. using a wide variety of jinx and hexes. "It's a shame," Kim said, as herself, Ron W, and Harry came back into the car after checking what was going on outside. "What is?" Ron W said. "I wanted to kick Malfoy's tush one more time," Kim said. She had gotten lucky to give Malfoy a good kick before Ginny hit him with a Bat Bogey Hex before they went to the Department of Mysteries. "But oh well." Kim sat down next to Ginny and read the Quibbler over her shoulder. Kim grabbed Crookshanks after Ron W had gotten angry about Ginny's now going out with Dean Thomas and thrown the chess pieces about "Ron, leave her alone. Let her do what she please," Kim said, then looked at Crookshanks' squashed face and said, "Hello, shankypoo wummy wumms" in a baby voice. She patted him and gently set him on Ron S's lap. "I don't want him. No! He doesn't like me. Agh!" Ron S said as Crookshanks got comfortable on his lap. "Ron, please tell me you are not afraid of cats, also?" Kim said. "Monkeys, spiders, and cats?" "I like cats." "Chicken!" "Am not!" "Are too!" "Why are you two arguing?" Ron W asked. "Shh... brother. It was getting interesting," Ginny said grinning. "He's afraid that Crookshanks is going to make catnip out of Rufus," Kim said. "Oh, come on, I saw them one night on my bed back at Grimmauld Place curled up next to Pandaroo." When they got through the magical barrier, Mad Eye Moody, Tonks, Lupin, Mr. Weasley and Mrs. Weasley and Fred and George were waiting for them. "Hi!" Harry said. "I didn't expect-- What are you all doing here?" "Well," Lupin said with a small smile, "we thought we might have a little chat with your aunt and uncle before letting them take you home." "I dunno if that's a good idea," Harry said. "I think it is," growled Moody. "That'll be them, will it, Potter?" Mr. Weasley, Moody, and Lupin walked with Harry to the Dursleys. "We thought we'd just have a few words with you about Harry!" Mr. Weasley said. "Yeah," growled Moody. "About how he's treated when he's at your place." "I am not aware that it is any of your business what goes on in my house--" Vernon said. "The point is, if we find out you've been horrible to Harry--" Tonks said. "And make no mistake we'll hear about it," added Lupin. "Yeah, if we get any hint that Potter's been mistreated in any way, you'll have us to answer to," Moody said. "And me," a voice behind them said. Harry saw Kim's long vivid red hair before he saw her. She walked in between Mr. Weasley and Lupin. He noticed that she had changed out of her robes and the skirt she had been wearing and that she was wearing her "mission," as she called it, outfit. The outfit, he remembered with a pang of sadness, she wore when they went to the Department of Mysteries. "P-Petunia, it's- it's that American girl! The one that's on tv a lot!" Vernon sputtered. "It's, it's--" "No need to say my name, I believe I know it well," Kim said coolly. "Anyway, if I hear you've been mistreating Harry, a friend of mine, in any way, I will take it personal. And, you will have to answer to me, most of all. And, trust me, I am not as forgiving as my British compatriots," Kim said. Her arms were crossed and she was staring at Vernon with the same stare she had once used to stare down Snape. "So, Potter," Moody said. "give us a shout if you need us. If we don't hear from you for three days in a row, we'll send someone along." "Like me," Kim said, dangerously. Everyone said goodbye to Harry. "Bye, Harry," Kim said. "You take care of yourself now." Everyone watched Harry lead the Dursleys to their car and then Kim grabbed Ron, and walked over to Mrs. Weasley and hugged her. "Thank you for your hospitality over the summer and during Christmas, Mrs. Weasley. You're a wonderful mother. I enjoyed meeting you," Kim said. "You're welcome, dear, and thank you," Mrs. Weasley said kindly. Kim turned to Mr. Weasley and shook his hand. "I enjoyed taking with you, Mr. Weasley," Kim said. "You're the best American Muggle Auror ever," Mr. Weasley said. "I'm not an Auror. But that is way up on my list," Kim said laughing. Kim and Ron walked over to the twins. "Ah, the twins," Kim said. She hugged and kissed both of their cheeks. Ron shook their hands. "You two are brilliant. If I get the chance, I'll buy from your joke shop," Kim said. "Oh, please do, love," Fred said. "We'll give you a discount too, since you're our favorite redhaired beauty... that isn't a relative," George said. "Aww, thanks, Fred, George," Kim said. "Anytime," Fred and George said together. She and Ron shook Lupin, Moody, and Tonks's hands each in turn. "Tonks, you're great," Kim said. "Alot of fun." "Thanks," Tonks said. Kim walked over to Ginny. "Ginny, you are the little sister I never had," Kim said. "And I look like you," Ginny said. "Except the eyes," they said together. Kim hugged her and then prodded Ron to do the same. "See you, Ginny," Kim said. She then walked over behind Ron W and poked his shoulder. "Hey, red. No hug from you?" Kim said. "That's the rub," she added as he hugged her and then went over to the other Ron S to do some sort of handshake. "I guess we'll be seeing you, mate," Ron S said. Kim couldn't help herself. Ron using a British term. Apparently he caught on. "Maybe soon," Kim said. "I have to admit. Between the two of you. I had alot of fun. The snogging accusation incident and mistaken identity... thanks to your brothers." She then leaned to his far cheek and kissed it. "Ron, come say goodbye to Hermione," Kim said. "Not you, you can tell her goodbye, later," Kim said to British Ron. She giggled. She walked over to Hermione who withdrew from her mother. Kim flashed a smile at the Grangers and then looked at Hermione who looked teary. She hugged Hermione. "I guess this is goodbye. I won't get to see you again. It's unfair. I've gotten too close to you, we both spent an entire year sleeping in the same room. I got used to you," Hermione said. "It's not goodbye. I'm not sad," Kim said. "Why not," Hermione asked. Kim hugged her tighter and said, "I'm coming back, next year." "You are?" "Of course. I already know way too much about this world and am too involved now. I'm seeing this through," Kim said. She kissed Hermione's cheek then turned to Ron. "Hug her, kiss her cheek, make the redhaired man jealous," Kim said evilly and flashing her smile. Ron hugged her, and softly and quickly kissed her cheek. "I'll miss watching the two of you struggle for control," Ron said. "At least for a month or so," Kim said. After Ron withdrew from Hermione, Kim said, "Come on, Ron, let's go home." End of Epilogue. The End. |
