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*FANFIC* Kim Possible and Xena: Chapter 8*FANFIC*
That night, Kim went to sleep almost as soon as her head hit her haversack. It had been a good four to six days since Ron and her went back in time. At least she was sure, of course anything that normally worked, like her Kimmunicator and her watch, didn't work. She went to sleep somewhat worried about the God of War's farewell to her earlier that day, "You will be my type of else." Ares' fortress. "So, just because Kim isn't, like, into to your style or whatever, you're going to kidnap Gabrielle and Kim's friend Ron," Aphrodite said. "That's right. Some of my more quiet warriors and I are going to kidnap them. And then Kim will do anything I ask her to she can get friend back. After all, her motto is "I Can Do Anything," maybe I can if it's true," Ares said. "But why Gabrielle, too! That will piss Xena off even more!" "Sort of the point, get two birds with one stone." "But why tell me?" "I don't know, maybe since its your fault she's not all over me already!" Ares shouted. "Eeep!" was Aphrodite's last reply before she disappeared. The next morning. Kim Possible let out a yawn as she woke up. She sat up slowly. For some reason, something seemed to be wrong. She looked around camp. Xena was there sleeping, Argo was sleeping, but then, she noticed the absence. Two blonds and a pink naked mole rat were nowhere in sight. Kim crawled over to Xena's sleeping body. She shook Xena. "Xena, wake up, wake up!" Kim said. "What, kid, what's wrong?" Xena said. "First of all, don't call me, kid. And, second of all, Ron and Gabrielle are gone!" Kim said. "What" Xena said sitting bolt upright. "They're gone!" Kim said. She stood up with Kim. "Gabrielle!" Xena called. "Ron!" Kim said. There was no response. "Xena!" a voice said. "That's not Gabrielle or Ron," Xena said. She turned around to the voice's direction. Hercules was running over to them, Iolaus was trailing behind him. Xena started to get her armor over her as quickly as she could. "Yes?" Xena said. "Ares-- he's behind Gabrielle and Ron's abduction," Hercules said. "What? How do you know?" Xena said. Kim pulled on her boots and her headband. "Aphrodite. She told me. She was apart of it," Hercules said. "Aphrodite!" Xena shouted. Within seconds she appeared in front of Xena. "Xena, Hercules, do you have any idea what time it is?" Aphrodite said. "Tell me what you and Ares were planning?" Xena said. "It was his idea!" Aphrodite said. "Tell us, Aphrodite," Kim said. She crossed her arms. "Okay, Ares, wanted me to make Kim fall in love with him. And it didn't work. Because of that time thing," Aphrodite said. "So, he got mad at you" Xena asked. "Yes! So he came up with an idea while we were talking last night. He decided to kidnap Gabrielle and Ron so he could get to Kim," Aphrodite said. "So that's what he meant by, 'You will be my type or else,'" Kim said. "Yes, he heard you and Xena talking a few nights ago. He's using it to piss off Xena by taking Gabrielle," Aphrodite said. "And by taking Ron, because you're so close to him." "God," Kim said. "You should sort of take it as a compliment. After all, he is only God. He can't help but be entranced by a beautiful girl named Kim," Aphrodite said. She touched Kim's hair. "And beautiful red hair. And a virgin too!" Kim blushed deep red. "Uh, Aphrodite, that's rather personal." Xena grabbed Aphrodite's hand and pulled it away from Kim's hair. "You didn't tell him that, did you?" Xena asked. "That's Kim's a virgin? I might have let it slip," Aphrodite said quietly. "Aphrodite!" Xena screamed. "Are you insane?!" "I'm sorry! I didn't know that would matter," Aphrodite said. "Just tell me where are they?" Xena said. "His fortress, he's there too," Aphrodite said. "Okay," Xena said. She whistled. Argo came trotting to her. "Hercules, you and Iolaus go ahead on foot as fast as you can, meet us in the back." "What about me?" Aphrodite said. "I think you've caused enough trouble," Xena said as she jumped onto the horse. Hercules and Iolaus ran in the direction of Ares' fortress. "Fine!" Aphrodite said and materialized away. "Come on, Kim," Xena said. Kim flipped up onto Argo and sat against Xena. She put her arms around Xena's waist. "Yah!" Xena said kicking Argo in the stomach to make her run. Argo started to run. "Uh, Xena I sort of have a plan," Kim said. "Then tell," Xena said. "I saw it in a motion pictures once," Kim said. "What's that?" Xena asked. "Pictures that move," Kim said simply. "It was called Aladdin. In it, the bad guy asks the genie to have the princess fall in love with him." "Like Ares to Aphrodite about you," Xena said. "Yes, correct! See, the princess comes up with the idea towards the end so Aladdin can get the lamp. And so, she acts like she's in love with him and seduces him and kisses him a bit," Kim said. Kim realized that she made the great G-Rated Disney movie of Aladdin sound like it was an R-Rated sex filled porno. "And my idea is that I go in first, act like I'm in love with him. Seduce him, distract him," Kim said. "Take my hand and go up his thigh," when Kim said this she took her hand and went up Xena's thigh. "Are you crazy?" Xena asked. "I can be," Kim said smiling as Xena turned around to look at her. "I will not allow it," Xena said shortly. "I'll be careful, Xena, I know what you told me about him." "I won't let you." "I know you care about me, Xena. I do too. I will be so careful, nothing involving that will happen. Provided you can get to us quickly." Prison in Ares' fortress. "Gabrielle, I'm sorry, this is my fault," Ron said. "No, they took us while we were asleep. It's not your fault," Gabrielle said. "Do you think they'll get here soon?" Ron asked. "If I know Xena, she's known already and is on her way here." "Know any stories? I'm kind of bored. Though I've gotten locked up or captured alot of times." "Sounds like you and I have a lot in common," Gabrielle said. "And I know alot of stories. I have one I once told Iolaus. A long time ago, before now, or even your time, people had four legs and 2 heads." Ron cracked up. "You serious?" "Yes! And they were separated into 2, each having one head and two legs. And so, now, everyone spends their entire lives looking for their soul mates. The person they once shared a soul, a body with. Some don't even know that they've found that mate for years." "That's a sweet story. Kind of romantic too." End of Chapter 8. |
