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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Is It The Truth?*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: Kim Possible is not mine, she belongs to Bob Schooley, Mark McCorkle, Disney, and of course, her beautiful protrayer, Christy Carlson Romano. The epiosde "Emotion Sickness" does not belong to me, it belongs to the above people as well as the person who wrote. This story as well as APB is mine. This is my view on Emotion Sickness. Happy Reading. Ashley Possible Benlove walked into Bueno Nacho, caught where Monique was and sat down. "So, what's this about Kim and Ron the last few days? I always have to miss all the good stuff. Ian heard from Gabby who heard from Jessie that some weird stuff was goin' on," Ashley sai. "Now tell me, M, tell me!" Monique started laughing. "Chill, girl," Monique said. "So, where were you?" "I don't know, but apparently I missed something and I need to know!" Ashley exclaimed. "Chill, PB!" Monique said. "Alright. You tell me when I come back from the counter." Five minuters later, Ashley came back with a few tacos, a burrito, and two sodes on a tray. "Now, are you going to tell me?" Ashley said as she handed a taco and a soda to Monique. "Okay." Ashley grinned and leaned forward. "Okay, so I heard from Bonnie that Kim was like blowing kisses at Ron; but this, mind, I didn't believe then because..." Monique said. "It's Bonnie," Ashley and Monique said together. "So, later on, I'm building the Pickleworks float, and Ron pops in wearing the pickle mascot costume," Monique said. "That is like so odd. Pickle costume, it's like a taco mascot for Bueno Nacho," Ashley said. "Go on." "So, Ron, he's like, 'Coast clear?' and I'm like, 'Clear for what?' and he says, 'Kim. She's crushing on me.'" Ashley choked on her soda. Ashley coughed a few times, caught her breath, and then looked up again. "Go on," she said. "And I said, 'Kim's crushing? On you?" and he tells me, 'Yes! And it's freaking me out!', so I ask him skeptically, 'Sure you're not majorly misintrepreting?' and he tells me, 'Just go with me on this, Monique. Kim has it bad for Ron!' and then I ask, 'And that's not good?'" "I love when he speaks about himself in the third person. So what did he tell you?" "He said, 'I don't know, it's not that I haven't thought about this. I mean, who hasn't?' I was very surprised." "Why? I've thought about it so many times. I know there is something goin' on between them. They always hide secrets from me!" Ashley said. "And then I say to him-- after I pick on him because of the pickle thing, 'You want my advice?' And he says, 'Yes!'" "What did you say?" "Let me tell the dang story, girl. I told him, 'Lose the pickle suit.'" "Why do they go to you for advice? I've known them for like as long as they've been friends. I've known Kim since she was 2 months old, and she rarely asks me for advice," Ashley said. "Because they know I won't be all, 'Get together, damnit. It's no one's business but their own, Benlove!" Monique said. "And then, he is like, 'No, not yet. And if you see Kim you didn't see me, got it?' That's when I saw our little red haired friend. She is right behind him, right?" "Mmm-hmm?" "She was this close to the back of the pickle suit," Monique said. She got up right in Ashley's face, there was barely an inch in between their faces. "And Ron didn't notice? I always knew that girl was psychopathic like that," Ashley said giggling. "Of course, she's pretty much a ninja anyway. I cannot tell you how many times she's freaking scared me." "Are you done?" "Yeah. Go ahead." "And I reply to him, 'What if Kim sees me seeing you?' and I point behind him to Kim, and he turned around; his reaction to seeing Kim is one I never expected." "Why?" "He screamed, 'Ah, Kim!' And then Kim is like, 'Ronny, I have a little favor to ask.'" "Ronny?" Ashley laughed. "Last time she called him that I was still Cream-less." "And so, he says, 'Uh, sorry, K.P., I was just... leaving!' And he runs off faster than a leopard. Kim then looks at me, says, 'He's shy, but so cute.' Before leaving." "For what?" Ashley asked. "Her next mission! No, A, No. To chase after him, and I haven't seen them since..." Monique said. "Neither have I..." Ashley said. "And that's saying a lot, considering we're cousins." "But, I heard from Wade that he saw them smooching," Monique said. Ashley choked on her food. "Woman are you serious?!" "Now would I lie to you?" Monique asked. "Not about this. No," Ashley said. Ashley gasped. "The bet! You owe me $30 dollars. Pay me." "Okay, "Monique said. Monique gave her $30 dollars and then added, "Speak of the devil. Look who just came in. Put that away!" Ashley put the 30 dollars in her purse, turned around to see Kim in a red short sleeved shirt, with a pink long sleeved shirt underneath, and khakis walking with Ron over to them. Ashley reached out and grabbed Kim's hand. "How's my lovely redhaired cousin doing?" she asked. She winked at Ron. "APB, are you okay?" Ron asked. "Why didn't you tell me!? I would have expected some notice, Kim!" Ashley said. "What the heck are you talking about?" Kim asked. "Rumors! I heard from a very reliable source that you and Ron were smooching! I heard!" Ashley said. "You have not mastered the art of subtleties yet, have you Possible-Benlove?" Monique asked, burying her head in her hand. "I'm an actress," Ashley replied as if that explained it all. "Contrary to what you might be thinking Ashley," Kim said as she sat down next to Ashley, who scooted over looking nervous. "Ron and I... look at me." Ashley did so. "Read my lips." Ashley nodded. "We are not together." Ashley looked at Monique. "How I loathe this..." she put her hand in Monique's, nodded solemnly, let go, and then climbed over Kim to get out of the booth. "Where are you going?" Kim asked. "Home," Ashley said, looking annoyed. "Shall I call you?" "Whatever," Ashley said, then turned to Ron. "Huggie?" And then without waiting for a response, hugged him. Before leaving, she gave Kim a look. "Okay, yeah, what was that all about?" Ron said, sitting next to Monique. "Typical Ashley. Take too long to explain," Monique said. The End. |
