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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Chats With Joss Part 2*FANFIC*
Kim, Ashley, Joss, and Ron went to Bueno Nacho. "I want to sit next to Ron!" Ashley said. "You will not!" Kim whispered. "I want to!" "Why am I so popular among the Possible women?" Ron said. "Oh, I can't possibly answer that," Ashley said. She gave Kim an evil look as she took the seat next to him. Joss sat next to Kim. "Try the naco," Kim whispered into Joss's ear. "So what do you ladies want?" Ron asked. "Naco," Joss said. "Taco, naco, and the beanie chimerita," Ashley said. "Taco and a burrito," Kim said. "Good choice, Joss. I made the naco," Ron said. Ron went to order and a few minutes later, he was back. "Joss, you, Kim, and I are so going to have girl talk tonight," Ashley said. "Oh, boy," Ron said. "So, Joss, I think you are my favorite cousin, now," Ashley said. "And make me your favorite cousin. I'm the normal one." "You have to excuse Ashley, Joss. She is a tenacious little brat who has a weird way of showing her love for me. And she enjoys flirting with Ron. She's a regular Scarlett O'Hara with a hint of Rose Nylund," Kim said. "And who are you, Kim?" Ashley said. "You tell me that." "Who's Scarlett O'Hara?" Joss said. "Ashley," Kim and Ron said. "No, really." "She's the main character from an old book and movie from the 1930s called Gone With the Wind. She was a total flirt, and married, if I remember right, 3 times," Kim said. "When, you get older, you should read the book and see the movie." "How is Ashley like her?" Joss said. "It's a long story. It has to do with her roots," Kim said. Later that night, Ashley, Kim, and Joss were in Kim's room. There was an extra futon set to the side of Kim's bed, after all three to a bed would be impossible. "Hah. Kim, I hate you! Fighting ol' Shego on horses. You get all the fun!" Ashley said. "Who said doing kung fu horseback was fun? It was exciting," Kim said. "Next time you go to Montana, I'm coming with you," Ashley said. She laughed. "Ashley, I don't get you. You are so mean to Kim and you're like her favorite cousin, even with the meanness?" Joss asked. "Joss, I don't take Kim seriously, that's why. I love Kim, I really do. I just treat her as if she is a normal person. When I look at her, I don't see 'Kim Possible: Cheerleader and crimefighter extraordinaire.' I see 'Kim Possible: dork, psycho, and a young woman who can do anything,'" Ashley said. "I am not a dork--" Kim said. "Oh yeah? What do you call locking braces with Walter Nelson?" Ashley said grinning. "What happened there?" Joss said. "When she was your age, she had braces, you see, and her first was with this guy who had braces as well, and bam!" Ashley said. "Locked braces?" Joss said. "Yes!" Ashley dropped down onto the floor with laughter. "Ashley, shut up. To this day-- Ashley, shut up," Kim said. She grabbed Ashley's mouth and held her hands there until she stopped laughing. "Don't ever mention it to Ron." "Why?" "The boy has a coronary everytime he even thinks about it," Ashley said. "And, he is another example of not taking Kim too seriously. I mean, he does, but you've never seen them tease each other have you?" "Talking too much, Ashley," Kim said. "Oh, I know," Ashley said. But she went on. "Of course, when they tease each other it's like watching the Golden Girls. But they are so cute when they bicker." "How so?" Joss said. "I seem to remember once when Kim here was telling Ron about fighting Shego (mind you, I be wrong about the facts, Kim told it to me), and she was being really graphic about her descriptions of the fight, and he said...." Ashley said. "'Woman, am I going to have to spend all day hearing about this?! I could get a migraine listening to this story! Oy!'" Kim said reciting what Ron 'said.' Kim grinned. She knew Ashley hadn't heard this conversation between Ron and her, so she could afford to mix the truth. And she stretched it only about what Ron said he could get. She didn't think it was appropriate. Of course, when Ron said it, she did give him a fair smack about the head. "I think this is turning more towards you, Ashley. You're telling Joss about all the embarrassing stories about Ron and/or me. Tell her yours," Kim said. Joss grinned. Kim smiled wickedly. "Like burning your hair--" Kim said. "I thought we agreed never to talk about that!" "Or your Peach and Cream duo thing--" "That's cute, though!" "Or, this, 'Oh Ronnie dearest!'" "Hey, I like flirting. Not like you know how to do it." "Or climbing over me to get a soda--" "Hey, I owed you one!" "Or yelling to Ron, while we watched Titanic. "I think you're Jack! And Kim is Rose." "It's true. Haha!" "That is not!" Kim said. Kim gave her a look. "I will not argue anymore, Ashley." "See, Joss, like I said, I don't treat her special. But I know how to make her mad. I know what makes her tick," Ashley said. "You barely know what 'tick' means!" "Yes I do!" Ashley said. Kim harrumped. "Kimmy, I love you," Ashley said sweetly. "I really do." "I don't get it. How do you put up with her if she constantly annoys you?" Joss said. "She doesn't annoy me, she just knows how to push my buttons," Kim said. Ashley giggled. "And she's hyper too," Kim said. Mrs. Dr. Possible came into the room. "Ladies, bed. Ashley, darling, leave Kim be," Mrs. Possible said. "Yes, Auntie." Kim kissed her mother's cheek and Ashley did the same, as did Joss. When she left. "Good night, Joss," Ashley said. "Good night, Ashley," Kim said. "Good night, Kim," Joss said. "Good night, Kim," Ashley said. "Good night-- wait a second, are we the Waltons? No! Go to bed!" Kim said. The end. |
