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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Blushing Chatters*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: Is KP mine? Dude, I wish she was, but would you believe I have over 30 KP related items? The events of Blush are not mine, though. Sorry. Don't go blaming me alright? Happy Reading. As soon as Kim Possible got into her house after her date with Josh Mankey, she let out a squeal of delight, and went up to her bedroom. "I'll destroy the tweebs later," Kim told herself. She had to dish to Ron, just because it seemed like something they would. After all, he saved her tush tonight. She undressed from her blue dress and put it back on it's hanger. She was halfway done with putting on her pajamas when her phone rang. She nearly tripped putting them fully on, flipped onto her bed, grabbed the phone and said breathlessly, "Hello?" "You tripped over your own feet or pajamas didn't you, K.P.?" the voice said sounding amused. "Yeah, Ron," Kim said sounding embarrassed. "Dish time?" "Of course," Ron said. "But first... Kim, what were you thinking? I mean, going out with him when you could have disappeared from the face of the earth--"
"No, I'm not done. Kim, I know you're smarter than that." Kim pouted, she felt so bad. He was scolding her. "Ron, I--" "I'm not done, K.P. Listen to me. Honestly. Was Josh Mankey worth nearly disappearing from the face of the earth? Huh?" Kim bit her lip. She did not know the answer. "Kim, answer me. I'd love to hear your answer?" Ron said. "Was it worth it?" She sighed. Her voice cracked when she said, "Ron, I'm sorry," she went on, "I know it was totally dumb to go out on part. But, he called me up and asked me out on a date, well not in so many words, but, I just couldn't help myself." "You still didn't answer me," Ron said. "Ron, I don't know. I guess it was worth it. I finally got what I wanted; a date with Josh Mankey. It was perfect." "If you lapse into singing A Whole New World, I swear to you, I will gag," Ron said. "'A dazzling place I never knew, and when I'm way up there it's crystal clear--'" Kim sung. Ron started gagging loudly into the phone. "Ron!" Kim said. "I'm sorry. Couldn't help myself." "You and that song. I think you sung it when you were like 5 too," Ron said. Kim giggled. "So, Kim, tell all. Dish!" Ron said. Kim laid down on the bed. "I hope this line isn't tapped-- I caught the tweebs stalking us in Middleton Park," Kim said. "I must destroy them." "What did they do?" "Long story. I'll get to that later." "Uh huh." "So, he and I go to this restaurant, and we get burgers, a plate of fries, sodas, and milkshakes. I end up spilling some soda on me, and so that causes like mass chaos... and a series of really bad events. I head over to the restroom and as I'm coming out after, guess who I catch trying to toilet paper me?" "I don't know. The phantom of the tollbooth?" Ron said. "No. Shego." "You're joking?" "No!" Kim said. "So, I kick her ass good and I go back to the table. Josh suggests we catch a movie." "I never thought I'd ever hear you say you kicked Shego's ass good. It's just weird," Ron said. "Ahem. Yeah. So, I'm thinking, 'Yes! Yes! Please, we have to find a place to hide from Drakken and Shego!' So we go to a movie." "What movie was it?" "It was kung fu movie. I really liked it." "You memorized the moves didn't you?" "Hey, you know me, Ron. Of course. And then I spot some ninjas on the top of the ceiling of the movie theatre room, so I excuse myself and I kick embarrassment ninja butt on the ceiling." "In a dress?" "Yeah, so?" "Kim, what if somebody had looked up?" "Oh, right. I'm sorry." "Nah, it's okay, you had to do your thing, Kim. You had to do your business," Ron said. "So, what else?" "Well, after the movie, we go to Middleton Park, not before me getting embarrassed again. And so, you saw us in Middleton Park, after the tweebs decided to show a tape of me when I was four years old taking a bath." "I remember that, I think your dad or mom showed it to me once," Ron said. "Oh gosh." "Tell the rest, K.P." "After that, he takes me home. Our date's over. At the door, he's like, 'Come on, what is the big secret.' He wants to know my gross food combo secret. I tell him, he's like, "That's totally gross," and I'm like, "Yeah, I can live with it." And then," Kim let out a huge happy sigh. "He kissed me." "You're kidding?" "No, Ron, I'm not. It happened only 15 or 20 minutes ago. He kissed me! He kissed me!" "Alright, I heard you, woman. Calm it down," Ron said. She sighed. "Uh, did I ever thank you? "For what?" Ron asked. "For saving me. I mean, like if it wasn't for you, I would have disappeared. Thank you. You're the best friend anyone could ever ask for. You totally rock." "Aww, no big, Kim." "I better get off the phone now. Let you rest, I mean you just went to the Amazon and back in a few hours. I want you to sleep well." The End. |
