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After AAP Marathoning
Kim: That was a fun fic. I'm surprised she didn't try to interrupt us. Ron: I know. AB: But she attempted to though. Shego: That is different though. APB: I am here you know. Don't be mean to me! I love you, Kimmie! Shego: *mocking APB* I love you too, Kimmie. APB: Hey! You stop your stuff! Ron: I think we have a problem on our hands. AB: Why don't you tell your cousin about your secret past? Kim/Ron/Shego: Secret past? Ron: Is it like Shego's? I heard something about her being a stripper before she met Drakken. Kim/AB: *grinning* I wonder if that's true. Kim: It would explain why she's so hostile towards men. Shego: That's not true. But, Kimmie, you want to see me nude apparently. APB: I want to tell them my secret past! *stands up importantly* *Kim, Ron, AB, and Shego eat popcorn* Kim: Go ahead, Ashley. Ron: I so wanna hear this. APB: My secret past is in the Harry Potter world. My full name is Ashley Destiny Benlove. I am a half blood witch, in Gryffindor, the same year as Harry, Ron, and Hermione. My mother and father, Faith and Brian Benlove, both Aurors are in the Order of the Phoenix. My mother is a muggleborn witch from America, Boston to be exact, she went to Salem Institute of Magic. My father is British. My mother's ancestors were witch burners. My siblings are Minnie, who is 5 years older than me, Serena Hope who is 2 years younger than me, Richard, who is 4 years younger than me, and Rhett who is 7 years younger than me. And in book 5, I had an affair with Sirius Black. *Kim, Ron, AB, Shego stare at her for a few seconds and then burst into laughter* Kim: Witch burning ancestors? I'm pretty sure our family did not burn witches. Ron: Gryffindor? Shego: Affair with Sirius? Kim: Aunt Faith and Uncle Brian Aurors? Ron: More siblings? That are like her? Shego: I don't believe it. AB: I don't believe my ears. Kim: Cousin, I am in shock. AB: At least they have something in common. Shego: She's lying. I highly doubt this story. APB: I'm not. Kim: In AB fiction, with the HP/KP crossover, Ron and I are Gryffindors, friends with the trio, and I cared for Sirius. Tell me, cousin, how did Harry react to your affair with Sirius? Ron: Why are you encouraging her? APB: I never told him. Fred and George knew though. Minnie found out. Kim: Fred and George are mine! |
