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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Fainting Kim*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: I don't own KP or any KP episode, she belongs to Disney, Bob, and Mark. Roachie related. Happy Reading. A small but big in some eye's roach licked Kim Possible's cheek. With a twitch of her mouth, she fainted. Ron Stoppable looked down at Kim, then gazed at the roach. Rufus looked at Ron and who looked at him. "What happened?" Ron asked. Ron patted Kim's head. "Fainted," Rufus squeaked. Ron looked confused. "I've known her since she was like 4 years old and she never, ever fainted. Unless, she knows something I don't," Ron said. He rubbed his chin. "How do you wake up somebody who has fainted?" Ron wondered. "In a Golden Girl episode, when Dorothy fainted, Rose slapped her, and in another one, vice versa." "Bad idea," Rufus squeaked. "You have a better idea?! I know she'll be mad, but that's the best idea I have," Ron said. Rufus scooted backwards as Ron kneeled at Kim's side. The lovely red haired, green eyed young woman that was his best friend was out cold. "She looks so peaceful," Ron said, then mumbled, "I'm sorry." He gently slapped Kim's cheeks. "Kim, wake up." She didn't stir. Ron scowled. "K.P., come on." He slapped her cheeks slightly harder. She still did not stir. "Woman, come on!" He slapped her cheeks again. She finally came to. "Kim? You okay?" Ron asked as she slowly sat up. "I guess? What the heck happened? And, why do my cheeks hurt?" "Okay, er, number one, when Roachie licked you, you fainted, which brings us to our next point: in order to wake you up, I had to slap you a few times." Kim nodded. "What's fainting like?" Ron asked. Kim was gazing at him, feeling her cheeks when he asked that. She then slapped him twice-- slightly harder. "Like this!" "Ow, that hurt." "Now you know how it feels," Kim said venomously rubbing her cheeks. She slowly stood up. "Can we go?" "Sure, let's go. Come on, Roachie, Rufus." "Can I lean on you? I'm feeling a little lightheaded and my cheeks hurt." "I'm sorry! But, dude you dropped like a rock! What the hell did you expect me to do?!" "Water would have worked!" Kim said. Kim blew a raspberry at him. Kim leaned on him slightly. "Man, I still can't believe you fainted." "Yeah, I know. Can't explain it, Ron." Kim sighed. "I can't even remember what it was like fainting. All I remember is blacking out." She touched her forehead. "Oy." "What?" "Headache. I swear, soon as I get home, I am taking an aspirin and resting. Ya know?" "Is it like a hangover?" "I would not know. I've never been drunk." Kim gave Ron a look that told him she was curious about how he would know himself. "I am just thinking like I do." Fin. |
