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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Ninja Chatters*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: We all know after going through this procedure 118 times before... I do not own KP. I do not own the episode Gorilla Fist neither. Bob and Mark own all things Kim Possible. Happy Reading. Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable strolled on the bridge they were on. "Yeah, it'll be my honor to walk," Ron said. Kim smiled at Ron, her arm on his shoulder. "Good, Ron," Kim said chuckling. "Kim, I am sure as a well versed young woman you know what Yori meant by that her and I have a 'bond of honor'?" Ron asked. "Ron, it's very easy to know what she means. I thought your figured out that she liked you." "No, no, I know that. I just want to know what bond of honor means." "It means in the simplest terms, Ron, that your friendship with Yori is strictly platonic, your's and her's intentions are honorable." Kim cleared her throat and removed her hand from him. "In the sense that the two of you won't ever, um, you know. Hit the sheets." "Oh. So it's kind of like us," Ron said. "Besides I think too highly of her to hit the sheets. After all, our friendship is basically based on honor." Ron paused. "I can't believe we're discussing this, Kim." "Hey, you asked and I told you. Don't go blaming me okay?" Kim said pointing at him with a finger. "Love your fieryness, but don't attack me on a bridge like this. Heights are kind of evil." "Don't bother me." "Kim." "What?" Kim looked at him. Ron did a rude hand gesture. Kim gasped and then grabbed his finger. "Do that again and I will break that finger. I mean it," Kim said dangerously. "Ow. That hurt. Kind of like when you kicked my butt in that Monkey House," Ron said as they started to walk again. "Oh sorry. I arrived about 10 minutes before you and then as soon as somebody came in I went into battle mode. And you just happened to be the first person who came in. So, yeah. I kicked your butt." Ron chuckled. "No big. And I love how you tell a story." "I like telling them. I have many." "Memoirs," Ron said. "Aren't they called that?" "Yeah. Something like that." Kim smiled. "I swear. I am probably going to have nightmares for about a month." "Why?" "K.P., DNAmy having the hots for Monkey Fist. I mean, those two are going to have hot monkey loving." "Yeah, and I will have nightmares too now. Don't you ever talk about another villain like that again." "Well didn't DNAmy and Drakken have a thing? That's even grosser." "Please, I beg you, talk about something else. I don't want to think about my arch foes' sex lives." Kim shivered. "Gross." "Okay new thought. You get so jealous" "Am not. I did run out of Chem class with Monique yelling after me, "That's right girl, you better run!" So maybe a little jealously. But, you and me, we're best friends. I think of you as my one and only best friend. And a lovable brother." Kim put her arm around and gave Ron a very loud kiss on the cheek. "Monique yelled that hmm?" Ron said. "Tickets to Japan: 1200 dollars. Bueno Nacho: 10 dollars. Monique shouting a threat at my best friend: priceless." Kim laughed. "Monique is such an interesting person and friend. I mean, she'd kick your butt easily if she wanted too. She's like a benevolent Shego." "Yeah, I know. M is like Ashley. Both'll try and cross me in their own way. Only Monique will kick my butt." The End. |
