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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Chats With Friends Part 1*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this fic, except of course, the infamous Ashley Possible Benlove, who was created just over 2 years ago. All other chars are owned by Disney, Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle. At the time of this writing, I am still in Corpus Christi. Happy Reading. Kim Possible and her best girlfriend Monique were walking to Bueno Nacho. "So, we're meeting Felix and Ron at Bueno Nacho, and Ashley is going to meet us too?" Monique asked. "Yep. Should be fun. Felix, Ron, and Ashley..." Kim said. "Watch, Ashley will tell Felix her life story. Georgia, Middleton, Cream, the Benloves... all that stuff." "Oh jeez. I so won't let her. I'll tell an abbreviated version for her," Kim said. They opened the front doors of Bueno Nacho, walked over to where Ron Stoppable and Felix Renton were sitting. "Hey ladies," Ron said standing up from the seat in front of Felix. "How are you two? Is the A and P.B. coming?" Ron said. "I'm cool," Kim said. "And, I just talked to her earlier. She is coming." "I'm doin' chilled," Monique said. "Come on, K, let's get some sodas and nachos." Kim and Monique went and got what they wanted and came back five minutes later. Monique scooted in first and Kim sat down next. "So, Ashley, what is she like?" Felix said. "Felix, I've got one word for you that describes A.P.B: crazy," Ron said. "Oh, come on, A.P.B. isn't that bad," Monique said. "Felix, Ashley is a sweetie but she's incredibly hyper..." Kim said. "I've known her since I was a baby... and, oh, there she is now." Ashley Possible Benlove waved from the front doors, walked over to the counter, ordered something, and came over to them a few moments later. "A.P.B!" Ron exclaimed. "Hey, Ron, Monique, and Kimmy!" Ashley squealed. "This must be Felix, Ron told me all about the fiasco Kim had when you three first met. It is a pleasure to meet you." She shook her hand and scooted next to Kim in the booth. Ashley gave Kim a loud kiss on the cheek, high fived Ron, and had a fun handshake with Monique. Kim wiped her cheek. "I love you, Kim," Ashley said. "See what I mean, Felix?" Kim said. "Ashley is crazy, but she's loveable." "Yeah, I've known her as long as I have knwon Kim. Is it twelve years, K.P.?" Ron asked. "Over thirteen. We met when we were four, Ron. We're seventeen now," Kim said. "Yeah, well, Ashley was used by Kim as a scare ploy to scare me." Felix and Monique laughed, Monique almost choking. Kim whacked her back for a few moments until she was fine. "You were afraid of Ashley?" Felix said. He looked at Ashley, who had a devilish grin on her face while she sipped soda. "You don't look scary." "I'm Southern. I have my ways. Have you seen The Golden Girls?" "Yes." "I'm exactly like Blanche." "With a bit of Rose," Kim said quickly. "Hey! You stop your stuff!" Ashley said to Kim. "Don't be like that!" "Hey! Both of you, play nice!" Ron said. "Kim and A.P.B. love each other to death, but they like to fight. A.P.B can get away with it for some reason. However, she could never dare get into a physical fight with her." "Because she knows she would lose," Monique said. "Anyway, Felix, can I tell you all about my life story?" Ashley said. "And, I don't fight fight Kim because I learned my lesson." "Life story?" Felix said. "Oh, jeez. I'll tell it," Kim said. "She will go into crazy details." "You can't tell my life story. You're not Ashley Faith Possible Benlove! I am!" "I'm older than you." "Big deal. Two months," Ashley said. "She was born March 29th, I was born May 28th of the same year, and Kim thinks she has seniority over me!" "Shush! Ashley's parents met at U of Georgia in 1977, Uncle Brian is a lawyer, Aunt Faith, my dad's sister is a heart surgeon. They married in 1985, Ashley was born some two years later in Middleton," Kim said. "A year and three quarters." "Shush. In 1990, after we were like playmates since birth, they moved to Georgia. Ashley visited here many times, loved both places, and went to grade school, middle school, and most of high school in Georgia, and then Christmas of our junior year came and she moved back here." "Tell him about Cream!" "What?!" Felix said. "Cream. He is an off colored white kind of cream colored Shih Tzu dog Ashley has," Ron said. "Cream is a sweetie, though he is protective." "I've had him about three years now. He's three," Ashley said. "Ashley's fave ice cream is Peaches and Cream. Peaches, or Peach is her dad's pet name for her," Kim said. "Hence, why she loves Georgia and Peaches and Cream ice cream." "The Benlove plantation has about three acres of peach orchards," Ashley said. "What was the name of your high school?" Felix said. "Ooh! Robert E. Lee High School. Home of the Mountain Lions. It's like 60 years old or something," Ashley said. "It's in Macon." Ashley grinned from ear to ear. "Can I tell him about Cousin Joss?" "Leave her out of this!" Kim exclaimed. "Joss thinks she country, but she's not," Ashley said. "She's cute." "Ashley, do you ever shut up?" Ron asked. "Dumb question, Ron. You know the answer," Kim said. "You got to help ol' Kimmy here on a mission or two right, Felix?" Ashley said. "Yeah." "Me, I was kidnapped once. Around the time I moved here. That's about the extent of my mission experience. Because they didn't let me go to Montana." "Ashley, I told you last summer: you were in Georgia!" Kim said. "But, yeah, if we ever get a villain who's into theatre of whatever, we will look you up." Monique started to eat her nachos as tempers between Kim and Ashley flared. "Do I have to separate you two?" Ron asked. "But, Ricky, I wanna go on a mission. Wah!" Ashley said in a most convincing Lucille Ball voice. "Stop that!" Kim said. "That's it! Kim sit over here. I'll trade you seats," Ron said. Kim climbed over A.P.B, Felix moved out of the way. "Uh, 'cuse me," "Pardon me." "Sorry about that." Ron and Kim changed spots with Ron in between Monique and Ashley. End of Part 1. |
