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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Back Home Chats*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: I don't own the ep in which this is based, Exchange, Disney does, nor the chars. Happy Reading. Ron Stoppable sniffed the air as he, his best friend, Kim Possible, and their friend Monique walked out of Middleton International Airport. "I never thought Middleton would smell so wonderful to me," Ron said. Kim shared a confused look with Monique, who made a gesture to let Kim speak first. "Okay, may I ask, why?" Kim asked. "Well, after being away from Middleton for a week, one would miss the stuff that Middleton has to offer: Bueno Nacho, gorgeous mountains, great pickles, and Kim Possible," Ron said. "I missed you, too, Ron," Kim said. They walked into Bueno Nacho and Monique sat next to Kim. "How was Middleton without me?" Ron asked. Kim spoke before Monique did: "Monique was crazy." Monique turned to look at Kim. "Me? What about you? You sheep!" "I'm not the one who used my Club Banana Discount!" "And, what, like you're not a guilty party, either?" Kim was about to open her mouth to retort when Ron spoke, "Shut up! Both of you!" Kim and Monique gave Ron a look, but stopped arguing. "She started it!" Monique said. "Oy vey!" Ron said, then spoke his annoyance in Hebrew. "Anyway, other than that, I missed you," Kim said. "I missed you, too, poofy hair," Ron said. Monique pretended to gag. "How cute," Monique said. "Poofy hair?" "Yeah! Have you ever noticed how fluffy her hair is?" "I always thought Kim's was more voluminous than fluffy." "Um, my hair is fine," Kim said. "Fluffy!" Ron and Monique said together. "So, how was Japan?" Kim asked, trying to change the subject to something other than her red locks. Ron looked away and looked out the window for a moment. "It was nice," Ron said. "You know, same old, same old, boring, business as usual, that's it, you know." Kim saw how awkward that he felt about it, so she dropped the subject. "So, what was your argument about?" Ron said. "Oh, the one that made you so annoyed that you lapsed into Hebrew?" Kim asked. "How'd you know it was Hebrew?" Monique asked. "Because I know he's Jewish and can speak Hebrew like a fool," Kim said. "I went to his Bar Mitzvah about three years ago." "What did he say?" "No idea." "Okay." "Since neither of you know what I said, I said, 'Always fighting she is! Ugh!'" Ron said. "It fits you," Monique said to Kim. "You're not a lover, you're a fighter." Kim stared at Monique. "Pardon?" "You know, how people say that they are lovers, not fighters?" Kim nodded. "Well, you're the opposite. But it's the awesome," Monique said. "So, anyway, I take it you guys weren't exactly well behaved while I was gone?" Ron said. Fin. |
