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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Ron On The Floor*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: I so do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic, or Ron who's teenage boy thoughts are within this fic. POV on a few seconds of film during ASIT: Present. Rated PG-13/R ish for Ron's very... strong thoughts. Happy Reading! "You know, in this light, you're kinda cute." Rufus threw the monkey head of the Tempus Simia to me and I caught it, Shego body slammed into me, and the monkey head went elsewhere as we both hit the ground. If I ever told this to Kim she would tell me to shut up, and that I am such a typical boy with boy hormones and stuff like that. But, when Shego body slammed into me, I got half a stock! I am not into Shego that much, as she's like, evil and probably sleeping with Drakken or something, but she is hot, even with that odd tinge of green skin. Plus, she's an older woman, being probably in her early twenties, and me being sixteen. Older women are much hotter. Plus, it's Shego. God, I so envy KP when she gets to fight Shego. Shego is always wearing that green and black jumpsuit that shows off that curvy body of hers. Curves that even Kim doesn't have. It kind of makes me want to go all hormonal on Shego. If I hadn't been on a mission with Kim and trying to stop the villains from taking over the world and all that stuff, I would like to have jumped Shego's bones and fucked her. Of course, that's the hormonal teenage boy who wants to have hot sex with a hot girl side of me talking. The other side, is like, I can wait to make love to Kim-- I mean, uh, I can wait to make love to the right girl when she comes along, when I'm in love and all that gushy stuff. Boy, I wish I wasn't the romantic sap that I am, because I would so give my virginity to a hot and beautiful woman such as Shego for a night of hot sex even though I do not feel even a ounce of love for Shego. But, being that I'm a sap and believe that my first time having sex should be with somebody I actually love. I'll wait for the time when it's right, with whoever that will be. Crazy hormones that make guys crazy, huh? I just hope that my first time is before I turn like, 18, I don't think I can wait that long to actually do it. Who knows, maybe junior year will be a good year... even though I'm stuck in the extremely cold and ancestral home of Rose Nylund of Norway rather than the wonderful Colorado city where I was born-- Middleton. I really need to stop thinking so much about sex, and focus on this mission thing I'm supposed to be doing with Kim. What is it we're supposed to do again? Oh yeah, I remember now! Something to with some kind of thing called the Tempus Simia that happens to be a monkey head that is supposed to be connected to the monkey head. The End. |
