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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Animology Garbage*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: I don't own KP or the episode in which this fic is based. Happy Reading. "I really am glad that Animology, like all good fads died out as quickly as it did," Kim Possible said. "Yeah, me too, K.P.," Ron Stoppable said. "I mean, any test that says the son of your arch nemesis is your soul mate deserves to die out." "I think you were right; it was garbage," Kim said. She and Ron were sitting in their typical booth at Bueno Nacho. "Why don't you ever listen to me, woman? I told you it was garbage," Ron said. "What the f--" Kim exclaimed, before stopping herself. "You did not! I was the one who first said it was a piece of crap!" "I love when you get so mad that you nearly curse," Ron noted, grinning. "But, you are right. You did say that it was a "lame cross between astrology and a personality quiz," so you were right first, Kim." "Personally, I perfer astrology. It's a shame I wasn't born in late October or early November, because then I would be a Scorpio. They are the most intense of the entire astrology thing. But, alas, I'm a ram." "What would Virgos be?" "I think that one is the virgin, but I could be wrong." Ron giggled. "So you are rammish Aries blue fox?" Ron asked. "You you're a pink sloth virginal Virgo," Kim retorted. "Try saying that three times fast." Kim chuckled. "That would be very hard, K.P." Kim nodded. "You know, I wasted six hours of my night taking that test. I was an obsessed person," Kim said. "Like I tell you all the time, Kim, you need to relax!" "Oh, come on! How can I relax when I've got villains and cheerleading and high school... and you to take care of? But, I don't mind the stress." "What do you mean, me?" "Huh?" "You said, "and high school and... you," meaning me, what does that mean?" "Nothing. Except that I have to take care of you." Kim then changed the subject. "You know, there was some good that came out of the Animology stuff." "What, that you now have an admirer in Senor Senior, Junior? He really seems to love you," Ron teased. He made a kissy face motion and noises. "Shut up. That is so gross," Kim said. "I'm kidding. Go ahead, tell what good Animology was." "SSJ stopped his father from destroying us. That was the only good that came from it," Kim said. "Except for the fact that an adult child who is like 25 years old, probably ten years older than you likes you," Ron said. "Can you say, 'really really bad?'" "Of course," Kim said. "But, you really think I can't handle a pathetic boy person like SSJ? I'm hurt! I'm offended. Have you not been watching me the past 3 years? You know I can kick some butt and you still don't have faith in me?" "I'm sorry." "No big." End of story. |
