long entry, new fic ideas, insanity at its best
1:52 p.m. on March 18, 2006

Hey readers! How are you all doing? I'm doing damn great! Damn great.

Buckle down readers, this is "gonna get hairy" -- Ron Stoppable. LOL. Kidding. Anyways, this is gonna be a long ass entry. It seemed that ANYTHING that came into my mind since last night about 7 pm, I wanted to talk about up here. Have fun!

First up, I would like to make note of the fact that five years ago this month I fell in love with a book series that I am proud to say I am a fan of. Harry Potter. Now, I don't remember the date in which this happened but I do remember the stuff that was happening 'round then. Picture this: It was sometime in March, I was in the South Park Middle School library with Vanessa and Katie (for you newbie readers, Vanessa was my first friend ever, knew her since Kindergarten, yo; Katie a redheaded, green eyed girl a year younger than me). And, Katie was obsessing over Harry Potter, having read a few of the books already (so had Vanessa) and for the longest time, I had not wanted to read the books. But, Katie would not here of it. She grabbed the book off the shelf and made me check it out. So I did. Now, I don't remember much of that first read except that the first line of the book, I found to be super boring, but I was hook by the end of Spring Break. Here's to Harry Potter! ;)

I'd also like to make a notice that it was 3 years this month that I first saw Dogma. Hmm, technically I saw KP and Dogma in the same year, about 5 months difference. Nice.

Going to church later, of course.

So, I caught that episode of TSR. The only thing that was interesting about it was that there was an elephant in the episode. And the fact that apparently Tanya is no longer billed in the opening theme. I found the episode rather crappy to say the least.

I kinda wondered last night: how many words does this diary have all together? I mean, over 4 years of this diary. Considering 2600 pages and that my fanfics all together have over 350,000 words. Now, I could never count all the words for my non fanfics. But let's consider that the average entry is about 400 to 2000 words, I'd be willing to bet that there are over 1 million, maybe even more words on this diary. :)

So, last night, I came to the revelation that I have lost my mind. I am really insane. It's funny, I'm absolutely insane but I can write with such depth and clarity. LOL. But anyways, I have it pinpointed between February 2000 and March 16, 2006 at 10:30 pm. Why February 2000? Well, that was when I got my period for the first time and when I decided that I was deluded enough that I wanted to marry Nick Carter. Obviously, I was insane since I was 12. But, I seemed to really go insane sometime that this diary was created. About 2.5Y BKP. LOL.

So, last night before the TSR episode I watched James and the Giant Peach. Good movie. Cute kid who plays James. I really think that Roald Dahl had a lot of problems as a child. All of his books had to do with a kid who's abused or treated badly or has had a tough life as of the movie. Matilda, James, that kid in the chocolate factory movie. Dare I go on. But, I have to admit, the animation was damn cool.

Later on last night, I watched an episode of Will & Grace. Christmastime episode and Will was chilling out with Jack and Karen. Who were, among other things, completely off their rocker. I love that show.

You know what I noticed? A lot of books and movies and tv shows always have like one strong female amid... like a sea of men. I mean, Star Wars, both sets of trilogies. There's Princess Leia and Padme Amidala. All the other women are there but they aren't that much around. Twister... excluding Melissa there was just Jo and that unisex looking girl who I keep forgetting her name. Harry Potter. Our lovely Hermione Granger is the only girl with a good head on her shoulders... excluding Ginny in that school. Kim Possible... she's doing what is usually typically a man's world (saving the world), and look at her team. All of them are men! Well... Rufus is a boy naked mole rat, but you know what I mean.

I have recently got so excited for season 4. It's freaking insane. I'm just sitting here being like, hoping it comes soon. Man, have I got a long year ahead of me (of course, I can't believe that we have two weeks of this month left for that matter either). I mean, I can just see myself when season 4 is starting, going crazy, jumping up and down, thinking about whether or not they've had sex yet. LOL. It's a shame it's G rated (do you realize I said that in September 2003 ;)?)

Which brings me to my next thing. I was thinking about the whole friends to lovers thing that Disney loves to do in their shows. I mean, Even Stevens did it, Lizzie McGuire did it, Kim Possible did it, Lilo and Stitch did it, That's So Raven seems to be going that route, Phil of the Future will do it, older Disney shows have done it... I mean, the only one that really means anything is KP's. At least to me. I mean, they are the only two that really have any meaning as a couple. I mean, they're best friends who save the world and are just fantastic at what they do. I mean, risking their lives for each other and what not. I mean, Phil and Keely have to fight hard to keep that friendship in tact, but, Kim and Ron have something great. Shoot, they'll be the only D.C. couple who'll the viewers will get to see together, yo.

So, last night, I watched Dinosaur before bed. It's a good movie. Great characters, lemurs, and cold blooded dinosaurs. Plio, Yar, and all that. But while watching that, it was like, dude, I'm spitballing and just wallowing in the fact that at that point in time my writer's block was most apparent. And then I had a thought. I was thinking about KPJP (Dinosaurs, okay, yeah.) and how it connects to the beginning of TDA (Mer's favorite erotica fic even to this day; which says a lot about her to me) and how there's about 6 hours or so of missing time. I mean, basically you know based on the end of Kim Possible's Jurassic Park: The Epilogue and the beginning of The Day Alone that apparently they had a wonderful night together. Read the end of KPJP and the beginning of TDA. Now the only thing I do tell you is that "They loved a lifetime's worth that night" and that Kim found it worthy to say thank you to Ron the morning after. Now, that would be one of my ideas as of right now, to cover what went on that night. It'd be nice. After all, a lot of my stories came from lines from other stories of mine. Like, TLB came from a line in ABU, ACS came from a line in CWF, TGHI came from a line in CWA, and all of that great stuff. ;)

This morning I had like a 2 hour chat with Levelord. It was so much fun. It really got my brain going. He and I talked about fanart, fanfic, KP, and more. We even talked about a lovely semi-erotic piece that a friend of ours from RS.net, Aers wrote at ff.net. Aers is over 20 years older than us, but is still fun as hell. It was such an awesome piece. I mean, shoot, it got me to make the noise I make when I don't want to make a noise. Which is a mix between a squeak and a gasp. ;) And, it was hot and erotic, but without the full blown sex. I mean, sure I love writing that kind of erotica, but it doesn't turn me on the way that great writing and imagery describing sensuality does. And, so, levelord and I started talking about something interesting and he gave me an idea.

He was telling me how to imagine Kim and Ron sparring and then Ron pinning her to the ground with his Monkey Kung Fu Power stuff or whatever and then them wrestling with their lips. LOL. He said it much more sensual (I really ought to start saving all of my best convos with my friends!) And, like, I was struck by Serendipity. It would make a great fic to have Kim and Ron sparring and what not and then have them end up on the floor making love. Only problem is, I've always had a problem with writing fight scenes... prolly why I hardly have any in my fics. But, you know me, I'm always up for a challenge. ;) I might right this one first, it just depends on how I feel tonight. I'm sure I'd end up writing my heart and soul out on either one of them, so, I'll have to choose between consoling sex and sex after sparring. Both are damn great. One of them is with a 36 year old Kim Possible who is vulnerable; the other with KP as of now. One is based on a story I wrote nearly 2 years ago; the other is based off a convo I had with a guy about 4 hours ago! Hard to choose....

So, I caught part Six Days, Seven Nights earlier on TBS. With Anne Heche and Harrison Ford. As luck would have it, I got to tune in as Ford's character was sticking his hand down Heche's character's shorts to get out a snake. LOL. It was great. I watched through like them running away from Pirates and whatnot. I got a huge kick out of him kissing her and then saying "I'm sorry" and she's like "For kissing me?" and then he's like "For this" and then pushes her off the cliff into the water and then jumps in after her.

Told you it was gonna be long. It took nearly an hour to write!

Thought/Quote of the day: "Lilo gave Kim her right sandal. Kim hit Ron with it." -- Narrator, Kim Possible: Island Chats

Word of the day: coalmouse

Hakuna Matata!

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