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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Catching Team Possible*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible related characters. I own Ashley. I do not own Kelli, she owns herself and a couple of insane thoughts. Viva la funny stuff! Deleted scene of TFP. Rated PG-13 esque for content. Carrying her trusty map of the mansion and holding the hand of her accomplice Kelli, Ashley Benlove ran out of the kitchen. They stopped after the kitchen. "Okay, where's the stairs, ABL? Huh? Huh?" Kelli asked. "How close is it? Eh?" "Kelli," Ashley said softly and slowly. "I am going to smack you if you don't calm down. The map says that there is an elevator at the end of the hall." "Okay." They walked over to the elevator and called it. A moment later, the elevator opened, Ashley pressed the button and the elevator went up a floor. "So, what are we doing again?" Kelli asked. Ashley looked at her sternly and then grinned at the elevator music. It was the instrumental version of the Kim Possible theme song. "Oh right, ABL. The whole trying to catch Kim and Ron in the act thing," Kelli said. The elevator dinged open and Kelli gripped Ashley's hand and they ran out of the elevator. Ashley looked at the map and pointed left. They ran up the hall. Actually, Kelli was running, Ashley was half running while reading the map. Ashley grabbed Kelli's hand tighter as they got closer. Suddenly, Ashley stopped. "Here we are, Kelli! The Red and Yellow Team Possible room," Ashley said as they stood in front of the door. "Why is the room named that?" "Same reason in the season one episode of The Golden Girls 'The Way We Met,' Rose thinks that there's a room named Blanche Devereaux. Or why my room is called E.W. Team Impossible. E.W. stands for Erotica Writer and T.I. is my favorite episode of the show... thus far." "Okay." Ashley sighed. "You sure you wanna do this, K-Dawg?" Ashley asked. "We don't know what we may see in there." "Do it," Kelli said. She jumped up and down three times. Ashley, with Kelli by her side, grabbed the doorknob, turned it and opened it wide. "Oh my God!" Kelli yelled out. Kim Possible was in the midst of a loud orgasm of screaming Ron's name out for apparently the twenty-fifth time that night. She turend to see a blond haired five foot seven girl and a brunette five foot girl, both her age, both fans of her show, in the doorway staring. "Kim, don't stop," Ron said. "Ron, cover up, we have an audience. I'll be back," Kim said sounding as serious as the first Terminator. Ashley and Kelli couldn't move for the shock. Ashley looked at Kim up and down in her five foot nine, 115 pound, redhaired, green eyed nude glory as Kim came over to them. Ashley saw Kelli's shocked look out of the side of her eye. "Uh, great orgasm?" Ashley said weakly, soundind scared. "Yeah, it was nice," Kelli said. "Whatever happened to prank phone calls or... beep beep run...?" Kim said. "It's called ding dong ditch, Kim!" Ron said half under the covers. "I'm handling it, Ron!" Kim hissed. "So, what were you guys thinking? Paris Hilton esque sex tape, off color jokes, sexual fantasy..." "Erotic stories!" Kelli ejaculated. Ashley elbowed Kelli and then shrinked at Kim's scary face. She whimpered. "I'm going to let you two off with a warning..." Kim said. "She's going to kill us!" Kelli yelled. Ashley screamed too. Kim rolled her eyes. "Ladies, chill. If I wanted to do that you'd be buried already. But, come on! How long have you been watching my show?" "2002!" Kelli said. "2003. August!" Ashley replied at the same time as Kelli. "You two should know that I'm not gonna hurt you two. Just... don't go into someone's room with knocking first. Is that clear?!" Kim said, both softly and loudly. Both Kelli and Ashley screamed "Yes!" and ran when Kim motioned for them to go. The End. |
