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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: They Love Their Pirates*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or the Pirates movie in which appears in this fic. That's ALL Disney. Luckiest sons of bitches on the planet, they are. Happy Reading. Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, and Ashley Possible Benlove were sitting in the Possible family living room on the couch, watching movies. There were soda, pizza, and popcorn on the coffee table in front of them. They were all comfortable and eating all at the same. "I'm swooning over Orlando and Johnny," Ashley said. "I want William Turner. He's so fine." "Oh, girl. I totally agree with that. But, I perfer Johnny Depp, meself. He's awesome as Captain Jack Sparrow," Kim said as she ate popcorn. "Why do the girls like him so much? I mean, Jack not Johnny," Ron said. "Um... he's a hot pirate," Kim said. "He's British!" Ashley added. "He likes rum," Kim continued for her. "He hates monkeys!" "He wants Elizabeth!" "She wants him!" "He's practically uncapturable! Like me!" "He's funny!" "He likes shagging!" "His name is Jack Sparrow, love!" "He has a wonderful character, mate," Kim said. "Do we have to go on?!" Ashley and Kim asked at the same time. "Yeah. I got it. You love Captain 'Why is the rum gone? I want to shag Miss Elizabeth Swann, get me some loot, and not get caught' Jack Sparrow," Ron said. "My favorite part is when they kiss. Elizabeth and Jack. It was so hot. You know they was lusting after each other," Ashley said. She ate a piece of pizza. "The second one is amazing." "Elizabeth stowing away as a man on a ship and then yelling at Jack, Will, and Norrington when they have that awesome, three way swordfight. Brilliance!" Kim breathed. "Yeah, you're right, Ash." "I love any scene with Jack," Ron said. He then saw fit to imitate Jack Sparrow, 'I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!' 'So, we're all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.' He's hilariously funny." "Johnny Depp's best stuff. 'I say we respect his final wishies.' He's amazingly.... amazing." Ashley said. "His facial expressions... they rock!" Ron said. "Plus, everyone and they mama has British accents. That's what makes this movie so great. That's why the Harry Potter films are so popular," Kim said. "Well, that's true," Ashley said. "I always feel sad during the end of the second Pirates movie. Jack dies!" Kim said. "It's kinda not really fair." "Hey, he'll come back for the third one. Cuz... I... how's that's possible, I have no idea," Ron said. "At least when he faced the kracken, he faced it bravely and was like 'Bring it on, motherfucker!' You know?" Kim said. "That's how I wanna go." The End. |
