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*FANFIC* Kim Possible: Breaking Monique In*FANFIC*
Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or the episode in which this is based, Pain King vs. Cleopatra. Tis a fun fic. PG for the weird title. Happy Reading. "I have a feeling this is the beginning of a very weird friendship," Kim Possible said as she turned her back on Monique and Ron Stoppable whilst they did their burrito eating contest. There was sounds of chewing and gulping that sounded utterly sickening. But, she managed to look as Ron finished his burrito off cleanly. "So, er, who won?" Kim asked. "I did," Ron said. "I finished without dripping first." "Good on you. I guess. Good job, Monique," Kim said. "What was that you said about weird friendships?" Monique said. "It reminded me of 'I have a feeling this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.' from Casablanca." "That is a good movie," Kim said. "I loved that movie," Monique said. "It's just about the most romantic movie of all time. And probably the best movie of all time as well." "I'll toast to that." Kim took a sip of soda. "It's a great movie. Ron cried." "I did not!" Kim laughed. "When we rented it, you cried into the popcorn!" "So... is this what your friendship is made of? Crying over romantic movies?" Monique said. "Oh, no. Sometimes he cries over a Star Wars movie," Kim said. "I kid. Just a joke. You want a serious answer to the question?" "Well, yeah. I'm your friend, and you've been friends for is it... how many years?" "Eleven years, almost twelve," Kim said. "Our friendship is strong and we're a couple of great friends. Loyal, as Ron'll follow me to the end of the Earth and beyond to accompany me on a mission." "Loyalty," Monique said. "That's nice, saving the world, and what else. What is your friendship about? Cheesecake and talking about sex late at night like the ladies in The Golden Girls. Or what?" "Our friendship is essentially about saving the world, eating Bueno Nacho, and having fun," Kim said. "She and I have had some crazy great times. We've saved each other's lives," Ron said. "She watches out for me." "Aye. I sort of have to. But, I'm happy to do it, Ron's my best friend, another brother, my soul mate. Like, Xena and Gabrielle in Xena: Warrior Princess, oi?" "You care about your friendship with each other?" Monique asked. "Kind of stupid question, as I saw how Ron reacted to me." "But, now that I see how cool you are, I'm all right," Ron said. The End. |
