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Five Year Anniversary Review: AB Style Part 4
January. Month 60 of the Diary’s life. The fourth birthday of the diary, my erotica binge, 2500 entries, Mouse Hunt, seven great fanfics, Meredith’s birthday fic, working on and finishing the memory book, liking Will & Grace, going back to RS.net, Beach coming back, family get togethers, riding a 4 Wheeler/ATV, Volunteering for Commissioner Longoria, and beginning Film Study class, and more! And here is a randomly chosen fanfic from the 2nd: “Speaking of sex, I was watching Talk Sex with Sue Johannsen last night. I love the way she talks, I swear to God, as an erotica writer I was letting out squeaks of... hunger when she was describing certain things. I was like, I want that. LOL. It's funny. I love how because of my erotica over the past two years, I have a pretty good idea of what my first time will be like... whenever that happens. LOL. I may be a virgin physically, but as an erotica writer, I'm as experienced as Blanche. LOL. As I was reading through some of my older erotica, I was shocked at how... crappy it was in the sense I was kind of crudeish about it. It's like, messed up, but now, when I talk about it or do that kind of stuff in the fics, I'm more... better. LOL. Plus, it's awesomer. LOL. I remember in the days when I would refrain from writing certain things because I was so... conservative ish and like, not as a good writer then. I mean, now, I know better. LOL.” Tons of fun fanfics such as Ron’s In Trouble, The Older Woman, Whole Family Together, and In The World. Here is a great fanfic quotation: “No, Chris, you know Mom! I mean, it is what she does and nobody is going to stop her! It took everything she had to agree to give it up when you were a year old. That's like asking somebody to give up the thing you loved the most– for good. Don't you dare do that to Mom!"– William “Will” Stoppable, Kim Possible: Whole Family Together, Part 3. And here is the way this month ended, with this great stuff from the 29th: “The Hunted. It was absolutely brilliant end to the 1st season of that show. I mean, I was in awe from the beginning to the end. Spoiler warning. When Jake revealed his human self to HuntsGirl/Rose and she realized what was going on, she just took off running and the next day transferred out of February. Finishing my volunteering stuff for Commissioner Longoria, “stealing” my cousin Kevin’s Backstreet Boys CD, going back to MSN, Eight Below, my DraKim tendencies, the incident with Virginia, my Reef Flippies and Converse Shoes, 5 fanfics, and so much fun! Here is a randomly chosen quote from the 12th: “Whitney, my dear second cousin came over to my house yesterday with my cousin Tommy and March. A lot of stuff went on this month. Several “history of the diary” moments, the THEA test, that I later passed, stress, a bunch of good fanfics, Spring Break, a “KP marathon” by my way, writing a great fanfic in which I cried, finally starting this here anniversary entry, and seeing Alien Vs. Predator for the first time! Here is a randomly chosen entry from the 18th: “So, last night, I came to the revelation that I have lost my mind. I am really insane. It's funny, I'm absolutely insane but I can write with such depth and clarity. LOL. But anyways, I have it pinpointed between February 2000 and March 16, 2006 at 10:30 pm. Why February 2000? Well, that was when I got my period for the first time and when I decided that I was deluded enough that I wanted to marry Nick Carter. Obviously, I was insane since I was 12. But, I seemed to really go insane sometime that this diary was created. About 2.5Y BKP. LOL.” Six great fanfics, including The Night After, Passionate Sparring, and the great Nightmare About Drakken! Here is a quote from one of them: “Kim Possible was a virgin; she had never had sex, yet she felt that fighting the martial arts were exactly like it. To be good at both, one must have passion, discipline, coordination, know their body well, and practice at it. Kim was a beautiful redhead with forest green eyes that showed an innocent face, and felt that she was master at Kung Fu seeing that she used it most of time when doing her teen hero world saving thing.”– Narration, Passionate Sparring. This was a pretty fun month. A quote from the end of the month that was something of a psychic truth on the 31th: “I had the weirdest KP dream last night. It had to do with season 4 starting. I don't remember much from the dream except seeing a new main theme and seeing words go across the screen. I also remember before waking up seeing that I had not recorded it on my VCR. LOL.” April. April Fool’s Day Joke of becoming an expatriate, reading 1984 by George Orwell, renting and seeing all of the Alien films, the KPDU name, my cameo in Dr Mike’s Mission to Hell, Easter, Thespian Costume Induction, 1 year from S T D, and a ton of great fics! Here is a randomly chosen quotation from an entry, the 8th: “Alien. It was a great movie. Very scary, but it was very good. I enjoyed it myself. I mean, 7 people, one cat, a ship and one Alien. I mean, at the end of the movie, there were 6 people dead, a ship destroyed, an Alien destroyed and a cat and one woman, the amazing-possibly-an-inspiration-for-Kim-Possible, Ellen Riply played by a (at the time) 30 years old Sigourney Weaver. It was great. I screamed, I yelled, I cursed in fear. And me I watched with no lights. I mean, for it being made in 1979, It was pretty good. I was actually hoping for more ominous music, but I think the people running for their lives was fine for that. I hated that cat for a while. But, that cat was great. I loved the look, the fear in that cat's face when Brett was taken by the Alien. I loved it. That cat (named Jonesy) was afraid. In a lot of ways, Ripley reminded me of kind of like Ellie Sattler of Jurassic Park and Sarah Connor of Terminator. I dunno what it was. I think it was the running away from the giant Alien.” Great fanfics, like: Secrets Of Disney Rivals, The Black Out, Goodbye To Cream, The Alien Chats, and more! Fanfic Excerpt time! "Is this a question of my loyalty to you? Because you know I'll be loyal to you to the end, right?" "Seriously, Ron." "If it meant killing one of those fuckers, pardon me, then yes. I mean, I would hate to have to do it, but, if you wanted me to do it, then yes.”– Ron Stoppable and Kim Possible, The Alien Chats. And here is the way that this interesting month ended: “Mom and I went to see United 93. Them taking on the terrorists and then the end. At the end of the film, when it blacked out and showed stuff about the events of 9/11 and then said, "Dedicated to those who lost their lives on September 11, 2001" which was the end of the movie, I was stunned by the SILENCE in that theatre. It was just... I mean, I'm getting goosebumps thinking about it.” May. Nine fanfics, becoming a Thespian, graduation from High School, chatting with Vanessa on AIM, seeing The Da Vinci Code, season 5 of the Golden Girls boxset, finally learning how to use a Digital camera, graduation presents, the last day of high school, and more! Here is a great quote from the month, 10th: “So, the Thespian Honor Induction Candlelight Ceremony. It was such a great ceremony. Starting with a long speech by 4 officers current and future related to the history of the Theatre and the arts. It was really nice. And then, she called up our names, we lit a candle and became a Thespian. When everyone did that, we did the Pledge of the Thespian Society and became Thespians. I had my mother take a bunch of pictures, mainly because of the fact that I succeeded in spiral curls. I let my hair dry naturally without doing anything after toweling it off. It was so amazing. I like my hair. LOL. I'm slowly uploading pics from there to Photobucket. I promise on Friday, I will show my readers all of the pictures that I feel are worthy of being shown. Hehe. It was so amazing. I even got a pin and honor cords! I am a Thespian, yo!” Great fanfics like: Strip Poker Game, Ron’s New Sibling, After The Game, More Strip Poker, The Fan’s Party, and more! Here is a great arse excerpt from one of my fanfics: “Girls, could you refrain from talking about my penis and LOOK AT YOUR CARDS!”– Ron Stoppable, More Strip Poker. And here is the great way the Month of May ended! “First of all, Happy Birthday to Ashley Possible Benlove, whom I have written about and talked about for almost 3 years. She would be three years old, that lovely-evil-strip-poker-playing- brunette-spiral-curled-I-can-make-fun-of-Kim Possible-and-get-away-with-it-and-I-act-like-Karen Walker girl, but going by my official stuff, she is 19 years old today. So Happy Birthday to AB and Ashley Possible Benlove as we all know and love her!” “So, on to GRADUATION! One of the many great milestones that I hope this diary will get to see. It got to see the end of friendships, the beginning of friendships, regeneration of friendships, the Great Flu Experience, major expression of one self, myself growing as a person, becoming a Kim Possible fan, Thespian stuff, end of middle school, start of high school, and the graduation from high school! I never thought I'd make it this far. Actually, I did. I knew it was going to happen, but, dude, dramatic effect! I mean, here I am now. I am a high school graduate!” Both quotes from May 28th! June. Midway through the year. Ten fanfics, And The Molerat Will Be CGI, Harry Potter reading, finale of Commander in Chief, season two of ADJL, tons of Will and Grace watching, meeting Hayden, Pre-Season 4 Predictions, a KP marathon for myself, Leroy & Stitch, sending snail mail to Vanessa, the Will and Grace/KP crossover, revamping the rings page, and more! This was a great month. Here is a excerpt random quote from the 11th: “Now, last but definitely not least, here we go for the last season 3 episode before season 4 of Kim Possible. And The Molerat Will Be CGI. Oh My God. I have to admit that it wasn't the greatest episode of KP that I prolly ever will see, but it was DAMN awesome! For those who don't know, in this episode, a major action movie director decides to make a movie on Kim Possible and Senor Senior Junior is all jealous and want to be in it. LOL. It was great. It was funny. Laughter ensued. I had fun. I got a huge kick of of the actors chosen to play Kim and Ron. Heather and Quinn. Heather played by Annaliese van der Pol from That's So Raven, it was cool to see that she's a good voice actor too. LOL. And oh my Lord, it was great! I mean, "Mysterious black choppers, follow me... to the Tower of London!" LOL. Yeah, a set in New Zealand. Now, THAT, was great! It was so funny! I loved the first action sequence in the episode. Kim and Ron getting all the helicopters tied together in this cool aeriel scene. And Kim and Ron were so in sync and so, like, a team, it amazed me. I mean, really, how many times would you EVER see that. I loved it! It was amazing. I loved what the episode did for me, it made me feel so upbeat, it did what for me is the only show to ever do this for me. I mean, I couldn't fall asleep, I was in such a good mood! I went to sleep at like 12 and a half last night.” I had great fanfics such as: Why Was It Hirotaka?, The Fetch Incident, Kim Possible and Karen, Junior and Shego’s Fling, and Kim and Karen Bond! Here is an excerpt from one: “Even though Kim Possible was an adult woman almost done with her maturing body, she was still self-conscious and very private about her body. And she was true to her word. Ron was the only person to actually see her breasts or fully nude. Ron was also the only person she's ever had sex with as well. Suddenly, she got an idea.”– Narration, Kim Possible and Karen: Chapter 1! I had a lot of great moments this month! Here is something that ended the month: “Boy Meets World. I watched the final episode of the series. I loved how as the trio and Eric says goodbye to Feeny, Pangy and Shawn are sobbing... and I'm sobbing as well. Yep, I cried watching the finale. It's still rare that I do. Counting S T D, I've cried 4 times watching a finale. Even Stevens' last episode, The Golden Girls, and more... good stuff. Then the episode after was the pilot episode. Good stuff. I love how beautiful Will Friedle is at the age of 16... haha. Good stuff. And technically he is 15 on the show, with Cory at 11... but that changes.”– The 29th. Good stuff. July. There was the 4 and a half year anniversary of the diary, the only proper use of the word infamous I ever used in describing The SmuffPig Incident, thirteen fics in one month, my great entry about masturbation, renting movies, April 9th, Will & Grace, Driver’s Ed stuff, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, anti-Catholic, religion hating, anti-men, Janet Jackson, hating little kids, my famous relative, Ashley Benlove’s 3rd year of having that name, a tiny suntan, Kat’s wedding shower and her being late to it, having a new best friend in Kimron Posstoppable, and tons of drama at RS.net. This month was filled to the brim with events and I loved it! And here is not very random excerpt from the 3rd: “So... masturbation. If you haven't guessed by the references, hints, and cute little euphemisms I've used, yes, I do. Wow, that feels good to get off my chest! And I've been doing so since I was prolly at least 10, shortly after my favorite Xena episode, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," the whole sensual thing of the Bacchae just... wowed me. Back in those days my mother used have this funny exercise machine that she never used and I used to sit up against it, I mean, I never reached any climax, but it felt good. And, then when I was twelve/thirteen years old, we have this chair in the computer room, that had a thing that moved the chair back up and down, and I can recall sitting against it whilst reading erotic stories at bolt.com. Yes, I went there! And you know something? This is a story that happened possibly in the first 6 months of the diary and I'm unsure if I ever mentioned this. Virginia and I were in the lunch line at school and some boy said the word, "Masturbate." and I laughed. Virginia asked me, "what's that." Whilst smiling I said, "You don't wanna know." And then when I got back to the table, I sat down next to Vanessa and regaled the story to her. And then she said, "Do you?" And I was like, "What?" And she asked if I did masturbate. And I swear this to you, I lied through my teeth, because I was so uncomfortable about the subject. I said, "No." You wanna know how I said it? I said it a snooty way, like, "No, that's gross!" I mean, as I look back on it, I think I was so stupid to do that. I mean, sure, it's personal, private, and intimate, but she was my best friend and it was just a question. By the way, still use the chair on occasion. I've also found that a vibrating swedish massager thing with little bumps that prolly help the back works wonders. I keep it under my bed in a baby wipes box that says, "Pop caps" on it. Why am I telling the readers this? Because, I am weaning myself so that when I have sex for the first time, I am able to talk about it. And plus, I'm an 18 year old woman who is happy with who she is and this is an intimate part of my life. But you know something? I have never been able to reach climax with using my fingers, of course, I'm too impatient. Haha. So, now you know.” We had great fics like Visit From Joss, Music That Inspires, Strip Poker Triplex, Ashley Know Possible History, and more! Here is a great quote from one fic: "Now, if you don't calm down, I will kick that Queen tushie of yours, however well toned, from here to Honolulu! Understood?"– Kim Possible, Visit From Joss, Part 2. And to end the month here is a great excerpt: “So, I went to church. To any Christians or Catholics that I offend in this part of my entry: I am NOT sorry, I refuse to be sorry. Deal with this, YOU KNOW IT'S FUCKING TRUE! So, we went to confession and they had this like set of five papers or so that in using the ten commandments showed different ways that you could sin. There was stuff like worshipping Wicca, masturbation, being a "Cafeteria Catholic", viewing pornography, supporting stem cell research and cloning, having sex before you're married, giving virginity to someone that is not your spouse, not being able to laugh at yourself, being a hypocrite, trying to be someone you're not (which by going to church, I'm doing) getting abortion or helping/encouraging someone to get an abortion (that one "incurs automatic excommunication), supporting same sex relationship, prostitution, separating sex from babies. Basically, there were 219 things on that. Of those 219, I've done or support 118 of those sins. Yeah. The 101 others are things that I'm actually against like murder, rape, cheating, and that's it. But, I think I made a decision, next time I have to go church, I'm going to slap my grandma with an ultimatium. Either she's gonna be happy with who I am and let me be who I am or in by making me be somebody I'm not, she's gonna lose me. I'm serious. I already think she's the worst person ever and I've taken my anti-men phase thing onto the Catholic Church. I mean, it kills me. How can the Catholic Church say Slavery is a sin when they themselves silently consented to slave trade or say that God loves everyone when being who you are if you are transsexual or homosexual, you're committing a sin. I don't wanna be a part of that, because writing this right now, is making me cry. How can you support something that thinks that people who are gay, lesbian, or transsexual are not loved by God. I didn't realize until now that the Catholic Church was as bigoted and hateful as I thought they were. But they are! I mean, I cannot willingly be a part of something like that, as a supporter of the gay community and somebody who watches Will & Grace and is a fan. How can you be a part of something that is like that?! Don't even try to answer me that because I honestly don't wanna hear your answer. So Fuck the Catholic Church.” Very good month, some of you learned things about me that in four and half years reading this diary, you didn’t know. August. A good month. Fanfiction, Kat’s Wedding, season 4 predictions, the last days of summer, tons of great American Dragon: Jake Long episodes, the finale of Phil of the Future, the JonBenet Ramsey thing, 3 entries written outside of my home, the Pluto thing, 3rd year of being a Kim Possible fan, and of course, college starting! Here’s an excerpt from the 20th: “So, the wedding. I took about 15 pictures. I'll be posting them up a later time, when I get back to my own computer, because this isn't my computer to upload pics on. But there was good pictures and good times. Everything was great. I actually cried through the whole wedding ceremony. I don't know why. I was actually thinking, "oh, can we get this over with so the fun can begin?" But, it was like... I started crying as soon as the Preacher woman asked for people to bow their heads in pray. It was like insane. Casey, my cousin (I got a pic with him, and Kevin) kept turning around and grinning at me crying. I figured I started crying because, now that I'm 18 and it's been 2 years since the last wedding I went, and since then, I've further understood love, because of Kim and Ron, I understand it and it gets to me.” There was fanfics such as: One Possible History, RS.net: Agony County, The Big Vent, and Kim and Bonnie! Good fics! Here’s a quote from a fanfic, yay! “Even though Rostonet was a relatively small city in comparison to a city like Disney Hollywood, California or New York City, the city had just about every kind of person living in it. Teenagers, middle-aged, elderly. Tall people, short people. Students, doctors, artists, historians, lawyers. Rich people, poor people, in-the-middle people. Straight, homosexual, bisexual. Caucasian, Asian, Latino, Native American, African American. High school graduates, high school dropouts, college graduates, graduate students. Male, female.”– Narration, RS.net: Agony County. And here’s a quote from towards the end of the month that kinda gives you the theme of this month: “And, thus... today, I began my college career. Which reminds me, I gotta edit my accomplish page. Yeah. I hate that I have to wake up at like 6 am ish to begin my day and whatnot, but that's okay.” College is now the norm. September. A month of getting used to college. It was a month of change. There was the death of Steve Irwin, crisis of faiths, four fanfics, the N-Word, college, computers, and more! Here’s an excerpt from early in the month, 20th: “History of the diary. September 20th. In 2002, I was just pep rallying and stupid high school stuff. In 2003, I realized I was a KP fan ("I love watching fucking Kim Possible. It's become my new obsession. I mean I love their mission outfits. It makes them seem so sexy and mysterious...this is cartoon chars we're talking about! It would be like 40% better if its like a pg-13 thingy. Also Kim and Ron need to get together cuz they are like Ron and Hermione."). In 2004, I was fangirling about KP and discussing computers ("I swear if I get my own computer, I want him to come over and do all that stuff for it as well. You know. So it will be oh-so-totally perfect!"). In 2005, Hurricane Rita, I was savoring Carroll High School, my grandma making psyche hurting cracks, ("Grandma had this horrible nerve to crack about me going to college. She's like you wouldn't last long in college, you get homesick and whatnot. My grandma is like going to lose me as her granddaughter if she keeps up. I mean, I thought the whole purpose of family was to be SUPPORTIVE. What horrible family I have. I totally understand Ren Steven's motivation behind the "I hate this family!" line in The ES Movie. I mean, I love my family, but there is a reason it is not on my priority list in general, it's like 6, after my writing, my education, my friends, and other stuff. I mean, I may not look strong, but my close friends know me well enough that I could handle college away from home."), and stuff. Isn't it crazy how I still feel the same and I still don't feel the same on some of these! It's insanely cool!” Here’s a fic from this month: “It was a mark of their friendship and relationship that Kim could undress in front of Ron.” – Narration, Changers of the World, Part 2. It was good month! Whoohoo! 3 years watching KP! And here’s the way the month ended: “Terri Irwin had an interview with old Barbara Walters. It was so sad, I cried through half of it. She's so strong. But I am glad that she's gonna continue where her husband left off. And remember everyone October 6th. That is the day that she meant Steve in 1991. It would have been 15 years had he lived another month. It's so sad...” October. A month of two fics, very unheard of. My birthday, a new computer, very short diary entries, 300 million people, turning 19, and a ton of CNN watching. There was my research paper on Gay Rights which prompted me to join that fight and of course an email that over three years in the making! And the beginning of the Election of 2006! “So, I'll talk about the Mark Foley Scandal. As somebody who is a liberal (I don't Identify as Democrat) and a victim of being sexually solicited online I AM ANGRY ABOUT THIS! I'm serious. Using All caps is the only way to say it. I mean, those jerks are blaming people who aren't even part of the problem. I'll tell you one thing. I don't care if I'm closedminded but do you really think I am going to waste any of my vote on a republican pig?! Hypocrites!” As I wrote on the 11th of that month. And here is a fanfic quote! “Ashley walked over to the refreshment table with Kim and Ron in tow. Jessica Hackett, Tara King, Harry Sanders, and Serena Dole were standing in there various costumes talking. Jessica was dressed as a kitten, Tara as a cowgirl, Harry as Harry Potter, and Serena was Yoda. Tara seemed to be enjoying the cookies and soda and flirting with Harry.” – Narrator, Halloween Eve Party, which won fifth place in the Halloween Contest at RS.net, yeah! And from the end of the month, a quote on the 30th: “I got an email today from a suprising person. Shane, from before Kim Possible days. I haven't read it yet because I'm so shocked about it. I mean. Wow! I should read it and reply but I really don't want to like... I dunno. That was 3 years ago, and he's part of my past. I never look back. I don't want him in my life anymore. I mean, it would be too weird. He was involved with the pre-Kp Ashley, and before I was older. But I should at least thank him...” Which of course, I did! Good month! November! Four fics, family crises, election day victory and my first time voting, winning my iPod, getting Cable Internet/Broadband set up, problems at RS.net, my presentation in class and First Year Celebration, talking really late at night, the one year anniversary of Kim Possible being renewed for season 4, finding out about the season 4 release date, and loving my new computer! YEAH! Here’s a quote from the beginning of the month: “I am now on my personal computer. I have pictures of it and videos of me. If you want them, I'll give them to you. It's really great!” from the 3rd of the month! And here is a great quote from a fanfic from this month, you guys’ll love this: "'Action is eloquence.' William Shakespeare. 'We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.' Calvin Coolidge. 'I have always thought the actions of men were the best interpreters of their thoughts.' John Locke," “Kim quoted softly. Both of her hands were clasped together on her lap.”– Kim Possible and Narration, They Know Love. That was a great fic and made me realize: Even though I haven’t done a lot of writing lately, I STILL FREAKING HAVE IT! Booyah! And be prepared for a HUGE Excerpt from the end of the month that was freakin’ cool, from the 28th: “History of the diary. November 28th. This is typically an amazing day in the history of the diary, it truly is. For example... In 2002, I was going off the high of spending all night on AIM with Shane. Now that was great. In 2003, I was watching the KP marathon and seeing A Sitch In Time, which sealed my fate as a Kim Possible fan forever! In 2004, it was just a dull day, watching marathons and whatnot. LOL. In 2005, I was discussing being a KP fan, "2 years ago, at 7 pm, my fate as a KP fan was sealed forever. Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time premiered two years ago today. It's amazing that so much time has passed. It seems like yesterday that I was sick with the flu and watching KP and becoming a bigger fan then I really was. I mean, it's so cool. Today's also a Save KP day so that's awesome. I mean, in the past 2 years since A Sitch in Time I have grown as a person, as a Kim fan, as a writer, and much more" and then... the rest of the day is now KP history. ;) So, yeah, November 28th is a very important day in Kp world. Speech time, yes! Haha! Get ready for this impromptu, unscripted speech! Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time, which was the fate sealer of many KP fans before 2004 premiered. Praise KP! Viva la Kim Possible. And tonight, at 10 pm EDT, Reuters revealed to the world what I learned about 4 pm CST the following day... Kim Possible was renewed for a 4th season. Nearly 4 and a half years ago, KP premiered, and nearly 1 and a half years later, ASIT premiered, anyone who became a fan between the first episode and ASIT, had their fate sealed as a KP fan forever... they would be the ones who probably participate in any Save KP movements. As time passed, we worried about if KP would be cancelled. We worked hard. And, then, all dreams came true and BAM! SEASON 4, was announced one year ago, tonight at 9 pm CST. Thank you, KP. Thank you, KP fans. For everything. I owe it all to you. You have saved the world and Kp worlds, and you have changed the world's of everyone in your life. Here's to Kim Possible and her fans. *lifts can of Sunkist and drinks* You rock, and I truly mean that. Everything her and the fans have done since that fateful Friday night on June 7, 2002 has made all the difference. Bravo.” And with that, we go on to the next month. December. A month closer to the five year mark. This was a tough month. Final exams, Christmas, the beginning of the countdown for season 4, tons of photos and video messages, my self inflicted KP Marathon, several history of the diaries, my final grades, a death in the family, and a ton of great fics. Here was a quote from earlier in the month, from the 9th: “So, lying in bed falling asleep, I was thinking about the KPAL Alta version. Kinda odd as that is two years in the past, eh? But, something hit me. APB never made even a small appearance in any of the KPAL fics. Like, she was off having adventures in the Deep South, and nobody called her or anything. Can you just imagine her coming back from Georgia after her vacation to find out that not only Kim and Ron are a couple, but she's lost her virginity and is bisexual? I have to write a postscript fic which is APB's reaction. Haha. It should be hella fun. Not sure of the title, but, whatever.” Here is an excerpt from the best fic of the month, as it is the right thing to do, to share a quote from a fic of this month. "How amazing was the Mona Lisa? I adore Da Vinci. That was his greatest masterpiece." "She was so beautiful up close and personal. It kinda took my breath away.""What did the Frenchmen look like? Were they hot?!" "You've been to France in the past, Kim." "When i'm on a mission I'm not staring at the people! Or the sites!"– Kim and Ron, End Of Rufus Sitting. And here’s a quote from the 30th to end this up: “So, Saddam Hussein went to the gallows last night and was hung for his crimes to humanity. It's about time. I know it's wrong to celebrate the death of a man, but, I can't help but feeling that he deserved it for what he did to his own people. At least that's one ugly jerk off the world. I hope the South Park movie comes true for him. But, am I really gonna cry for his death because he is part of the reason why thousands of Americans have died in Iraq and the Middle East. When I got CNN.com's email (I have them email me for Breaking News), I was like, "YEAH!" I don't think I should even give any tears for his death, because he was a horrible person who killed so many people.” And thus the year is ended. Overall, 2006 was a good year. I had a lot of great entries, I cried writing, you really saw a lot of my true self in the entries I made this year. I had a lot of new things in this year and it helped me grow as a person. January. And, we’re finally at the mark we’ve been waiting for. There were the reactions to season 4 promo, another season 4 promo on the 12th, a third season 4 promo on the 17th, some decisions to make on this diary, ending 2006 with KP, starting 2007 with KP, going back to classes after a month away, the Mock Elections Sweep (13 wins, 13 nominations), Power Rangers nostalgia, some bad news about American Dragon: Jake Long, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, reflection on being a KP fan, a bunch of great fics, the common cold, cold weather, and more. So, here’s a quote from early in this month: “The start of a new year. 2007. And of course, I continued with my tradition of the last few years, since December 31st, 2003. End and begin the year with Kim Possible! I watched So The Drama last night! YEAH! Lots of things to look forward to this year, yeah!: Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, my 20th birthday (that just makes me shiver), the diary's fifth birthday (in just 24 days! YEAH!), and, last but SO NOT LEAST: KIM POSSIBLE SEASON 4 PREMIERE! YEAH! So, last night, and early this morning I posted the predictions I made based off the promo now on YouTube and a ton of other websites. I got to be the one to warn everyone! Yay! Plus, the episodes premiering in 40 days. I'm just amazed. They showed it so far in advance! I mean, the S T D promo wasn't on D.C. until about a month before it premiered. I'm just ecstatic. Trust me, RS.net is BUZZING. And now... EVERYONE freaking knows that KP is premiering a new season. I'd like to propose a toast for Kim. May Season Four KICK ASS!! *drinks soda to that!* Yeah, I'm fucking happy about it. I've spread the word online on RS.net, sent two emails to friends (actually, it was David Clark Allen and Whitney) and showed my mom. And now only that I've already PSYCHOANALYZED RON! He's either afraid that what he has with Kim isn't REAL or that the events of So The Drama aren't real. BTW, the promo showed scenes from Ill Suited. EPISODE 1 OF SEASON 4. BOO-FREAKING-YEAH! Last night, I kept repeating something, "Thank you, God, for Kim Possible." Sure it's a 15 second thing. Yeah, 15 freaking seconds. It should have been longer. But hey, we have 4 episodes premiering in ONE NIGHT IN 40 DAYS (SOUNDS BIBLICAL, DOESN'T IT?!). I am proud to say all of the hard work that I did in 2005 for Kim Possible to save her in thanksgiving for saving me has paid off. So, you can bet I am pretty psyched.” – January 1st. Here is a great excerpt from a great fic from this month. “Christmas 1992. Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable were four years old. It was their first Christmas together. They had met on the first day of preschool just mere months ago. Little did the two children know how their short friendship would help forge the amazing friendship that it would be within just a decade from then. The two had already had pretty much opened presents with their families for Christmas and now they were waiting for good old Santa Clause. Kim Possible was about two feet tall, with fiery red hair in pigails parted on her right side, some freckles on her face, and wonderful forrest green eyes. She was wearing a pink sweater which had a Christmas theme to it and a reddish maroon skirt and matching shoes. Ron Stoppable was also about two feet tall, with blonde hair like corn and beautiful chocolate brown eyes and cute freckles. He was wearing a blue and white fuzzy warm sweater with a snow-like theme, khaki cargo pants and black shoes.” – opening Narration, Their First Christmas Together. And, to sum this month up... well, the first 24 days, from the 24th: “Class was canceled so I went to the library for a while and did something that I had not done in three years, last done December 1st, 2003... atlhough not mentioned on my diary in any form...WAIT FOR IT! I had Subway. Yes. I ate a Subway Sub for the first time in three years. Nothing happened, I didn't get an earache. I'm perfectly fine. Isn't that crazy. I was hungry and I didn't want to go ALl the way across campus to the UC to eat, so I went next door to the library where Java City, Freshee's Smoothie thing, and a Subway cart all themselves home.” And, with that concludes 29 pages and 20674 words of the five year anniversary review entry I began writing 10 months and two days ago, on March 22nd, 2006. Five years at my diary have been a blessing and I hope to have at least another five years at the diary. Or be here forever. I hope that reading this gave you a better perspective of the diary, the person I was, the person I have become, and the person I becoming. The entry following this shall include photos from every year of the diary to show you in a visual sense. Hope you enjoyed it; I know I enjoyed writing it. Stay tuned for the future of the diary. God Bless. Lots of love, hugs, and Hakuna Matata, Ashley Winkler or Ashley Benlove |
