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New episode of South Park was so good, and I'm fed up with Time Warner
Good afternoon, readers! How are you doing? I'm doing pretty good. I have been a bit stressed out and distressed lately. For example, the modem is still doing that thing where it's down for a few hours. I came home this afternoon and it was offline. My mom called there, scheduled them to come over in a week. Fucking hell. I'm so fed up with this shit. It didn't get back up until 4 o'clock. And I am not willing to buy my own modem. Unless I take money out of my savings for it. I'm still distressed about the carpet thing. Time Warner Cable is filled with a bunch of... time for me to go South Park to describe them: douchebag dicks with the IQ of a fucking mule. But, aside from that... last night South Park episode. OHMIGOD. I had an experience that was comparable to every great episode watching of Kim Possible. That episode was better than all of season 4 of Kim Possible, having great sex and eating the best food of all time. That's how good it was! Episode is playing here. And if that doesn't work, you could type in South Park episodes into Google and you'd see at least 3 or 4 other places that have it up. Allsp.com is really good. Anyways, so the episode pulled me probably about 4 minutes in. The episode begins with apparently, Cartman had found a leprachaun, seen it several days in an row and they are now looking for it in the woods. Kyle, who knows Eric Cartman far too well to trust him, doesn't believe him. So the two 9 year olds, have a bet. If they find a leprachaun Kyle will suck Cartman's balls, however, if they don't, Cartman will pay Kyle ten dollars. And Cartman's got this search party with code names. Butters has F--got as his code name and Token had Blackie. Of course, totally Cartman. And, they do see a leprachaun! They trap it, it warns them of a terrorist attack and then magically leaves. And, so, now, Kyle has to suck Cartman's balls. And me? I'm oddly turned on, oddly aroused. Later, Kyle is with Stan, Butters, Jimmy, and Kenny and they are greeted by a mayoral looking dude, who takes them to Imaginationland. You see various fictional characters in Imaginationland too: Anubis, Care Bears, Moses, Mighty Mouse and Mr Clean, Cinderella and Ronald McDonald, Charlie Brown, Yoda, a teenage mutant ninja turtle, Optimus Prime, and more! Just as little Stan is about to tell the people there, what the leprachaun said, a Muslim terrorist yells "ALLAH" and then blows himself up. And, then more bombs blow. And, the next few minutes or so are a direct parody of scenes from Saving Private Ryan. Stan is thrown against a giant mushroom and watches the chaos unfold, and is Tom Hanks' character. It's so amazing this scene. There's little sound, and then you see Kyle talking to him, and then you hear this huge loudness of sound and hear Kyle say, "Dude, we've got to get out of here!" They get onto a back of a dragon, and flee. Leaving Butters behind. The next morning, Kyle wakes up in his bed, and is at first sure the whole thing must have been a dream---until he calls Stan, and discovers that he had the same dream. They also soon discover that Butters is missing. Meanwhile, Cartman, angry that Kyle has refused to fulfill his part of their agreement, takes Kyle to court, where the judge, seeing the written contract the two made, orders Kyle to suck Cartman's balls within twenty-four hours. Meanwhile, the Pentagon has discovered about the attack on Imaginationland, and is horrified to discover that terrorists have managed to take over "their imaginations" and carried out "imaginary attacks." They receive a video from the terrorists, showing that they have the survivors of the attack, including Butters, hostage. Butters reads a note from the terrorists, and calls out to Stan and Kyle as the video ends. Unsure of how to counter such a move, they turn to Hollywood film makers, hoping that they can use their creativity to get ideas. At first M. Night Shyamalan and Michael Bay are consulted, but when their ideas are considered stupid, the advice of Mel Gibson (appearing in continuity with his previous role in "The Passion of the Jew") is sought. He suggests torturing himself and arouses his own nipples, and suggests making sure all the characters in the video are imaginary. The officials at the Pentagon rewatch the video and realize that Butters is not an imaginary character and head out to locate both Stan and Kyle. In Imaginationland, the terrorists take one of the creatures, Rockety Rocket, and begin to modify him, planning to use him to blow up "the Barrier" - the wall that separates the good and evil halves of Imaginationland, which would allow the most evil beings of the human mind come forth and rule the entire world. The imaginary creatures urge Butters to stop them. Butters stands in front of the wall just as the terrorists are about to do it, and urges them not to, arguing it won't make them "feel any better" and that they should learn to live in peace with other people. The terrorists simply blow the Barrier up anyway; the explosion causes it to begin to crack. Anyways, so classes were cool. I finally got the word problems in Algebra. I was so happy. It's a shame I haven't gotten around to doing it. I was bored by the stuff in Enviro Science, so I thought about other stuff. Like the idea of Kyle sucking Cartman's balls. Dude, that image isn't that bad. And, Human Societies was depressing. Totally. Chapter 8 is that depressing. I got a 61 on the test. But, then I deserved it, I barely tried. I didn't want to do that test. At least I can raise it by doing extra credit. Thought/Quote of the day: "We wants Elizabeth!" She wants him!"-- Kim Possible and Ashley Possible-Benlove, Kim Possible: They Love Their Pirates by myself, December 2006 Word of the day: culminant Hakuna Matata. The AW/AB Countdown to my 20th Birthday: 7 days, 20 hours, 4 minutes!!! |
