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Pre-carpeting cleaning, Season 5 South Park
Hey readers! How are you all doing? I'm doing pretty good. Currently, I'm working on doing the Pre-Re-carpeting of the house cleaning of my room. Since all of my stuff is going to have to be TAKEN out of my bedroom on Thursday, I gotta pack up my stuff. I've got a Barnes and Noble box with my Converse Shoes, some KP stuff, and other stuff, several boxes in the garage filled with VHS tapes, VHS tapes with clam-boxes (you know the ones that open) and a box with some other stuff. The reason I put the shoes in the box (instead of in a bag with the other shoes) is because my grandma has a vendetta agains those shoes. She wants to me to get rid of them. I refuse to. As well as all of my stuffed animals safe for my giant Gorilla in a black garbage bag. My knick-nacks that are normally on my long chest of drawers are in a dvd player box. Nothing is under my bed and I'm currently in the process of purging the chest of drawers with my collectables of all the fics in it. I've gotten some already in either the trash or the recycling bin. My room still has it's furniture but the last time it was this empty was when we moved in... something like 6 1/4 years ago. I plan to box up other stuff I've yet to box up (which is just extra stuff I need on my drawer, the extra junk on my other drawer, and all the stuff on the entertainment center). I removed the stuffed animals from the window seat so that I could just leave the DVD and VHS players and possibly my computer system in the room. Still vehemently opposed to the whole thing and still fighting my grandmother over the right to keep my large chest of drawers in my room. That's really it about the whole re-carpeting debacle. I've done most of the boxing so I don't have to do it at a later time. Like mid-nextweek. So, I watched Season 5 of South Park yesterday. Season 5 is like one of my favorite seasons of the show, because it's so good. The only thing that pisses me off about it is Towelie, Cripple Fight, and the Mackey/Choksondik sex scene in Proper Condom Use. Towelie is an annoying character, Cripple Fight is an okay episode but the fight between Jimmy and Timmy (two handicapped kids) is just the most awful thing I've ever seen in my life. I mean, ugh. But, this season has the shit episode, where they say shit uncensored 162 times. There's even a counter! I love It Hits the Fan. And Super Best Friends, the boys becoming part of a cult, and Stan realizes it's messed up, so he leaves. And you can't tell any of the boys apart because they've shaved their heads... except Cartman. Kyle, Butters, and Kenny are in it as well, and Kyle realizes too late to leave. And nearly gets killed. Plus, Mohammed, the Muslim prophet is shown here. Pre-9/11, mind you. But, yeah, I really get the whole reasoning why they don't believe in showing an image of their prophet. I mean, Jesus has been protrayed as a skinny white man with brown hair, a beard (sometimes) and brown eyes all the time. Why is this so? No where in the Bible (unless I'm wrong) does it say what Jesus look like. I just think it's lame that he's never been protrayed as having olive-skinned or brown skin or black skin. How do we know what some guy looked like 2000 years ago? I seriously doubt a Jewish man in Israel 2000 years ago looked European. Anyways, I get off my tangent. I love how at the end Stand and Kyle are like, "You're my super best friend" to each other and Cartman is like, "Aw, you guys, you wanna get a room so you can go make out." And then they kick him. It's so good.And, then the most infamous episode of the series, Scott Tenorman Must Die. Cartman feeds Scott Tenorman, some 8th grader, his parents in chili. It's really fucked up, but, that's like the moment you realize that Cartman is evil. And Cartmanland, where Cartman has his own amusement park, and Kyle has a hemorrhoid. It's really sad to see Kyle lose faith in God, renounce his faith, and nearly die. The best scene is when Kyle is alone in the synagogue and Stan finds him there and they talk. And Proper Condom Use. Way to go to Miss Choksondik for scaring 8 year old girls about sex, and Mr. Mackey not knowing anything about sex. It's so HILARIOUS to see the boys go to war against the girls. And the little cars they have in the final battle. It's so funny to see these little boys who know nothing about sex wearing condoms all the time because they think they are supposed to. They probably can't even masturbate to ejaculation yet. LOL. Which is why the whole thing started, because the boys are caught doing that to dogs. "Beating off the dog is not appropriate ever!" And Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants. Best episode ever. It's funny. Cartman thinks he's Bugs Bunny, Bin Laden mangles three languages, and Stan loves a goat. The end is really touching where Stan puts an Am flag into the sand with his coat, and they say "Go America" and then "Go Broncos." The best part is when they see the Taliban and Kyle is like acting Canadian and Cartman gets pissed and says "HEY! I AIN'T A GODAMNED CANADIAN AND NEITHER ARE YOU." And Stan's like, "Cartman you stupid asshole." It's just GOLD. I loved it 6 years ago and I love it today. And the episode with Kyle's cousin Kyle. Ugh. He's an annoying little walking Jewish stereotype. Then Kenny's death, which is heartbreaking just because the boys are actually upset. Kyle and Cartman crying in each other's arms is just... it's gold. It's one of the best Kyle and Cartman moments next to Imaginationland Episode II when Cartman revives Kyle. And then the season finale, which begins Butters being a major character. Haha. I love Butters. He reminds me of myself at that age. I was a goody two shoes too. Probably why I can't stand him. Well, I like Butters, he just kind of annoys me. And Jimmy and Timmy are good characters but, part of my disdain for them stems from "Cripple Fight." So, I started Season 6 today. I'm only 6 episodes in and that's just Butters being the 4th boy in the group. The Subway and Jared episode. Seriously, I can't stand either one of them, so this episode is funny. And Asspen, which is like an 80s Sport movie. It's funny because it's like Stan versus some guy skiing and Stan doesn't really give a shit and Kyle is all sad because he doesn't want Stan to get hurt seeing as Kenny just died. And then episode where Cartman is on the Maury Povich show. There's another show I hate. Maury Povich is just trash nowadays. And Fun With Veal. I love love love love this episode. Then there's an episode where rip of Russell Crowe (who they are friends with) and then, Professor Chaos where Butters is fired from being the boys friend and they choose a new friend and Butters become a silly supervillain. I'm also working on studying for my Enviro Science and my Algebra test. I think I'll do okay on the ES test. The Algebra test might go okay. Thought/Quote of the day: "It's a great movie. Ron cried." "I did not! -- Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible: Breaking Monique In by myself, December 2006 Word of the day: bolide Hakuna Matata. |
