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Insanity is fascinating and Star Wars
Hellooo! Yo, and what's up all? I am doing pretty good. I keep saying I'm going to do a bit of December's year review thingy but I'm like, not doing it. Haha. I'm so lazy. So tomorrow is Christmas Eve. Good times. I'm ready for the festivities tomorrow night. I admit, I only celebrate Christmas because of the presents. And because my Savior was born. In the immortal words of Eric Cartman, in this one song from South Park, I think it's Cartman's version of Oh Holy Night, "Jesus was born and so I get presents. Thank you, Jesus for being born." It's really amusing to listen to, because you're almost touched by Cartman's singing. But, yeah, Christmas is a great time for family and stuff like that. So, celebrate and eat and more! Anyways. Did I ever tell the straitjacket story? Oh, it looks like, I never have. What is the straitjacket story? Well, my great-grandmother on my maternal grandfather's side. She broke her hip once, right? I think it was her hip. I'm just gonna say it was her hip because she was an old person and old people break their hips alot. No offense. Anyways. And so, she was scratching it, and they didn't want her to do that. So, they put her in a straitjacket. My grandma left to go do something and when she came out, she was OUT of it. My great-grandmother is freaking Harry Houdini who actually did that UPSIDE down. And look, it's on YouTube, but then again, EVERYTHING is on YouTube. Anyways, I totally think it's a testament to the fact that crazy runs in the family. LOL. She was a German lady, and I love the Germans. For the most part. So, I watched Revenge of the Sith last night and wrote down quotes for it. And I watched A New Hope this morning and did the same thing. I'm now 2/3 done with that. I love how crazy I am. I used to only be about 2 months ahead with quotes, then it went up to six months and now it's practically two years. I love that. I'm insane, and anyways. Revenge of the Sith is great, because Palpatine IS BUSH. He is. The Emperor from Star Wars is running the United States. Call George Lucas, please. Anyways, Revenge of the Sith is depressing and long, though. And, Anakin needs to be slapped around. Plus, he's a whiny little ingrate. YOU GOT ON THE FUCKIN' JEDI COUNCIL AT TWENTY TWO! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY. But, no, you're mad you're not a Master. And, A New Hope is great fun. I love watching it. I mean, it started it all, 30 and a half years ago. I plan to watch Empire later today and then Jedi sometime tonight or tomorrow. But, they have that Dog thing on Nat Geo, so I dunno. LOL. Please bear with me while I continue to show my true insanity. Remember how I've talked about how being a KP fan was like a relationship and how watching Kim Possible had gotten to be dependency. And, it was kind of like drug. It really was a drug. Totally. And I recognize that. I mean, yeah. ANYWAYS, so, here's how I kind of explain it using various other shows I've been attached with throughout the years. And this is really more humorous than anything else. Seriously, it's humor. I dunno if I'm funny though. My first relationship was with Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, we had a few good years, but it was more puppy love than anything. We ended on a cordial note. I had a few short relationships during that time, and then I met South Park. We were together for two years or so, it was something like a fling, but more than that. We had a lot of great sex. And, then we slowly drifted apart, and I moved on. A few short relationships and then I met Kim Possible and we were together for four years. It was a great relationship. We had a lot of great times. I eventually got dependent on it for a long time. Sometime in the last year of the relationship, I realized something was wrong, and had short flings. And then we broke up after tearful end. But it wasn't a bad breakup. And then in the month after the breakup, I met up with South Park, and we ended up happily ever after. The end. And it's officially. I truly am completely insane. Or missing a screw. Or maybe I'm just really imaginative and creative? Normally, creative people are crazy. I mean, today 119 years ago, Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear and gave it to a prostitute. When I read the part where George lost his ear in book 7 of Harry Potter, I said, "SHE VAN GOGHED HIM!" So sad. Anyways. Good times. Thought/Quote of the day: "Finally! What happened! Tell all!"-- Kim Possible, Kim Possible: Jack and His Date Part 3 by myself, January 2007 Word of the day: rampart Hakuna Matata. |
