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Britney's New Look and Kyle's Disguise, and totally awesomeness
Hey folks! Good afternoon everyone and happy Spring! We are also approaching Easter weekend, which has it's merits and is awesome. So, I talked to my aunt about that loan stuff for summer terms. I decided I'm not going to accept the loan offer. She was like, "if you don't feel comfortable, don't do it," which is big fucking duh. I haven't done anything YET, but I will this weekend, when I get final confirmation from Carolyn. I've done some research and it looks like Federal Pell Grants can be granted during the summer. I'm hoping I end up with one this summer. Aunt Carolyn also gave me I do love Fantastic Easter Special. I watched that episode and a couple of other episodes on South Park Studios's episode viewer. Mainly because it's how it's meant to be shown. Better quality and UNCENSORED? You better fucking believe that I'm going to watch on the SPS website! It works so well. Plus I got some amazing screenshots that I'm going to share later on in the entry. So, yesterday I bought Batman and Robin on DVD off of ebay. I've been doing some surfing through eBay and was delighted to see that I can buy the Dell Ink cartridges that I buy for my printer for far less money than it costs on Dell. It costs 44 bucks total or so for two cartridges (color and black). So, yeah, ABL is happy. Now onto Britney's New Look. I'm not posting the actual episode on here, but if you click here you can view on South Park Studios website. But, I will do what I did last week. Bolded stuff is Wikipedia's episode plot crap and then between that is my comments. My first viewing got messed up by TWC silenting the stuff for a required weakly test in the middle of the climax (for 2 minutes or so), but I tuned in for the 11 pm showing (2 hours later) and all was well. And, from the shocking crazyness of the previous episode, the kids seemed fine. Kyle and Cartman didn't have much interaction (sigh...), because Cartman doesn't have a major part in this episode (like Fantastic Easter Special), and Kenny is missing. Anyways... Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters are watching a debate between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama with Randy when the show is interrupted for a Britney Spears News Bulletin. Britney was spotted camping in South Park, urinating unintentionally on a ladybug. The newscaster notes that a man who took the picture sold it for $100,000. When the bulletin ends, the debate pops up with Clinton saying "spearchuckers", which nobody seems to care about. I was blissly semi-unsurprised to see a current event of the debates and fight for the Democratic nomination between Hilary and Barack. You can see Hildog supporters (from The Snuke!) in the background of the episode. I loved how annoyed and tired the boys were. Butters was asleep! I love how they blurred the picture, but just Brit's face and you can see her peeing on the ladybug. Ugh. LOL. Stan, Kyle and Cartman decide to find Britney and take a picture of her defecating on a squirrel (who is actually Butters dressed up in a squirrel outfit). Once they make it to the Komfort Inn they find hundreds of paparazzi there, wanting to take a picture of her as well. Stan and Kyle claim that they're her children and get access to the hotel, along with Cartman and Butters. When they make it to the room Britney is first delighted to find out her boys (who aren't even five yet) came to visit her, but is crushed when she sees that it isn't them. Before the boys can take a picture of her Britney takes out a shotgun and shoots herself through the head. Both Cartman and Butters, shocked by this, run away from the Inn while Stan and Kyle stand motionless, looking at Britney's body until a guard comes by. Butters as a squirrel.... GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER! SO CUTE! But, he was like against it. He was like, "It's not right to take advantage of somebody no matter who they are!" The line was changed from the preview. Instead of "two boys" it's now "kids." And, indeed, Britney took a shotgun, and shot herself through the head. I still get SHOCKED when I see that. Cartman went because he had a camera, because we all know how much he loves photography! :) And, Cartman was the first to flee, then Butters fleed, and Stan and Kyle stayed. Amazingly, in the hospital, Britney is still alive, but most of her head has been blown off (leaving her in a state much like Mike the Headless Chicken). A guilt ridden Kyle and Stan go to visit her and tell her they're sorry. When her manager shows up, one of the paparazzi breaks through the window and starts to take pictures. Britney's manager manages to sneak Britney and the boys out the back into his car. As they escape they are noticed by the paparazzi, one of whom stretches out his hand and screams as in Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Look up Mike the Headless Chicken! It's a crazy fucking thing. Kyle and Stan were so torn up about it. They sounded near tears. I wanted to hug those two so bad and say it would be all right. Rather than take Britney to safety, her manager takes her and the boys to the studio. After recording a song she is shown performing Gimme More at the MTV Video Music Awards. At the show nobody seemed to care about the fact that her face was pretty much blown off, and instead commented on her being fat and pointing out that she was lip-synching her song. After the terrible performance Stan and Kyle agree that they need to help Britney escape. Yeah, her singing at the MTV Awards. So awful. She's got no hace and head!!! I noticed a few famous people in the audience at the MTV Awards. Will Smith, Puff Daddy, and Paris Hilton. That's just some. I have to rewatch the episode to check for accuracy. I guess Paris got out of Mr. Slave's ass (see Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!). They decide to take Britney to the North Pole and disguise her as Kyle's aunt. But a photo catches Britney in disguise, remarking once more on something other than her face (her cameltoe). Before the three can get on the train the paparazzi show up, demanding pictures of Britney. The boys decide to disguise Kyle as Britney (they switch her wig with his hat) in order to buy some time. Stan and Britney get on the train as the paparazzi and her manager chase down Kyle. Eventually the paparazzi corner Kyle and realize that it is not Britney (the fact that Kyle didn't have a camel toe gave it away). Kyle asks them all to stop harassing her but they state that they have to do this because she has to die. They end this statement by singing a Satanic choir remniscent of Damien. Damien is a season 1 episode of the series. I love this whole scene. I have some screenshots (cropped to smaller sizes) from that I got from Print Screening while watching the episode at SPS and whatnot. I had to wikipedia cameltoe and GROSS. GROSS. Kyle does have a wonderful speech and he looked fucking amazing, awesome, and so very cute in the wig, hat, and sunglasses. If I was a guy, I would have had a boner. :p Kyle looked hawt. Rawr. As Stan and Britney continue to ride towards the North Pole, the train engineer contacts the media about Britney being on board and says that he'll make a stop before the train makes it to the North Pole. Kyle is taken to a small town in the rural area by the paparazzi and told about what is going on. Britney Spears was chosen a long time ago as a ritual sacrifice for harvesting season, so that corn will be fresh for the harvest. The villagers say that they used to pick someone from a lottery and stone them to death (similar to Shirley Jackson's short story The Lottery), but decided it was too barbaric. Instead they make the person want to kill themselves. So fucked up, but I LOVED IT. And yet, even though everyone knows that Kyle is Kyle, he is STILL in the wig and hat (no sunglasses!). I'm like, "what?" But, hey, it was so cute. I love this exposition. It was interesting. Corn harvest? Hmm... Stan and Britney notice the train stopping and see a group of paparazzi. They attempt to escape but run into the village. It's discovered that even the South Park residents (Stan's family and Kyle's family included) are in on the cult as well. They decide Britney has lived long enough and they start to rapidly photograph her at the same time. The stress from the flash and constant harassing is too much for Britney and she ends up dying, leaving Stan and Kyle astonished at what has happened. TONS of people join in on the photographing and eventual death of Britney Spears. I saw Garrison, Mackey, some Super Adventure Club members, one of the chicks from D-Yikes, the farmer couple from Cartoon Wars (Dylan and Sarah), Liane Cartman, Condi Rice, and many many more people. It was HUNDREDS of characters. I felt so bad for Stan and Kyle. They wanted to help her so bad, and they couldn't. Poor boys. "Kyle, what the fuck is going on?!" The episode ends with the South Park residents in the supermarket, buying the newly seasoned corn, when a newsflash appears on the TV. The show note that Miley Cyrus (star of Hannah Montana) is quickly becoming a major superstar. The residents in the supermarket see her as the next target and begin singing "Rectus Dominus" (Dog Latin for "ass master"). Stan and Kyle appear confused but give up any hope of reasoning with the adults and join in on the singing. Yay, I got my wish. I wanted them to reference Miley Cyrus. I hope that bitch is watching. I know she's 15 but she's well on her way to becoming Britney Spears. Britney is already soclose to killing herself. It's going to happen. If it doesn't happen this year then I don't know. Overall: The episode was fair. 7/10. Not the greatest episode. Horrible ending, very sad. But, the fact that this episode made me feel unbelievably ashamed at taking pleasure in the fact that Britney Spears is going down hard, says a lot. I feel so sad for her. I do wish the media would leave her the flying fuck alone (but not in the Chris Crocker kind of way). Britney is just so fragile. I mean, the media already fucking killed Princess Diana!! God damn it. So, here are some of the screen shots I took:
The next pictures I am going to show are so awesome that nothing will ever be as awesome as this. It's like this one picture I've seen like 800 times online:
There is nothing more amazing, awesome, cute, or cool than a nine-year-old redhead Jewish boy who looks like this normally
I mean, it was Kyle's idea apparently, and yet, he wore it for the rest of the episode. I figure it was because he REALLY didn't want people to see his redhair. Sigh. I mean, the episode wasn't that great, yeah, but really what saved is Kyle's disguise. MMM! Thought/Quote of the day: "Have fun with that CD, I mean that."-- Monique, Kim Possible: How Kim Got Her Groove Back Part 3 by myself, March 2007 Word of the day: adjoining Hakuna Matata. The AW/AB Countdown to episode 3 of Season 12 of South Park: 6 days, 6 hours, and 45 minutes! |
