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Summer? Maybe not. And, Super Fun Time = Effing Epic Win
Good afternoon, folks! How are you all doing today? I'm okay, except for cramps, but I'm trying to ignore that. Yeah, my period came yesterday afternoon, and that's all I'm saying about that. World Lit. So, we finished talking about Everyman, and went on to Hamlet. Good times. Denmark and Hamlet. I was disgusted with the discussion of Hamlet's mum and uncle. UGH. Poor Hamlet. I'm gonna try to read an act or two today. Mainly to get it out of the way. Western Civ. I finished the paper already. And, we talked about the Holocaust and the battles. Which was the most depressing classes I've ever been in. I kept thinking about the beautiful Kyle. And so, I actually did some work yesterday and worked out that I could still graduate in 2010 even if I didn't take summer classes. I'm goign to talk to my aunt first before I do anything. But, I really think taking the summer off and just chilling out, and working at a job would be all right. Besides, I need a break from school for at least more than a month, because otherwise I'll get burned out and so messed up. I mean, all I'd need to do is web drop all the classes ASAP and then add the other classes. So, last night, the mid-season finale of South Park aired. Not to mince words, but Super Fun Time... FUCKING ROCKED! It was amazing. Okay, let's do this! Bold parts are from the Wikipedia page about the episode Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on an educational field trip to an Old Pioneer Village where dedicated workers remain in character as their counterparts from 1864, unwilling to break character. Mr. Garrison tells the students to move in pairs and hold hands. Stan and Wendy match up and Stan admits to them dating once again (they had reconciled in The List but it hasn't been specified if they were back together until now). Yep, Pioneer Village. It's just like Cap'n Drakken, except this was far more cooler. When Stan called Wendy his girlfriend, I kid you not, I screamed, "WHAT?!" It's official, girls. Stan Marsh is off the market. You may cry now. *cries* Cartman is forced to take Butters as his partner but convinces Butters to ditch the field trip and go to the amusement center located next door called, "Super Phun Thyme". While the rest of the kids are reluctantly learning about the good old days in Colorado, a group of trigger-happy thieves have robbed a Burger King and fled to the Old Pioneer Village. Led by a leader resembling Hans Gruber from Die Hard, they take everyone hostage. Stan, Wendy, Jimmy and Kyle flee with two townspeople to an office while the others are taken hostage. Kyle calls the police and tells them that they are being held at pioneer village by the thieves. Die Hard. Never seen it and now I kinda have to. Dude, they robbed a fucking Burger King. Jeez. Cartman tried to get everyone to be his partner. Kyle chose Jimmy and told Cartman, "I hate you, remember?" Oh, I love their relationship. Yay, Kyle called the police! Meanwhile, Cartman and Butters enter "Super Phun Thyme." Butters refuses to let go of Cartman's hand due to Mr. Garrison's request at the beginning; this results in him getting hurt when Cartman goes on the rides. Cartman and Butters just leave and go have fun. It's so wonderful and shippy. IT'S OFFICIAL PEOPLE. I AM A BUTTERS/CARTMAN SHIPPER! I love it. The terrorists find a mine shaft door in the back of the park that is locked. They start to interrogate the workers but none of them will break character. Meanwhile, Cartman and Butters finally return; however, they see the police and assume that the class called the police to help search for them. The workers won't break character. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE! 9 YEAR OLDS ARE IN TROUBLE! The workers that are interrogated are killed because of their own stupidity. I loved it though. And, Cartman and Butters are like, their interactions were the best! They attempt to sneak back in but become stuck on a traffic light. At this point, the terrorists threaten to kill the kids, starting with Kenny, but the workers still refuse to break character. Stan eventually assumes a disguise portraying an out of towner and is able to discover the mine door code is 1864. Dude, yes! So funny to see two 9 years olds stuck by their hands being on a traffic light. And this is only because BUTTERS will NOT let go of Cartman's hand. He is one stubborn son of a bitch. Yep, they were thisclose to killing Kenny. The bastards. So, Stan is like, "I have to make the ultimate sacrifice." And he tells Wendy to please look away, and then rubs dirt on his face. Dude, I was like, "NO, STAN, DON'T DIE!" Cartman and Butters are finally able to jump the fence into the village. One of the terrorists attacks them and eventually knocks them out with a grenade. The confusion allows the police to raid the camp, killing or capturing the terrorists. Finally, a bell rings, signaling the end of the work day, and all of the village workers break character and head off to T.G.I. Friday's. The episode ends with Butters dragging an unconscious Cartman all the way back to the school bus. Cartman and Butters did the most magnificent jump I've ever FUCKING SEEN! Butters refused to let go of Cartman's hand even when a gun was right at his head. DUDE, STUBBORN! Butters was awesome. Overall, IT EFFING ROCKED! Definitely 10/10. I mean, OH MY GOD. Stan's with Wendy again. It had me at the edge of my seat and it was a little gay (homosexual that is). As my friend Panther said, "It was hilarious, suspenseful, and of course, was totally freaking gay. That is a good thing. A REALLY good thing." I nearly cried. Butters is one stubborn little S.O.B. Him smacking some guy with all his strength with CARTMAN was AWESOME!! The fact that I actually CARED what happened to the kids says a great deal. Plus, I was right, Kyle and/or Stan would save the day. Kyle called the police, Stan made the ultimate sacrifice. When I saw that I was like, "OH GOD NO! KYLE, STOP HIM!" I actually kind of wanted to see Kyle in more danger as well. I love when Kyle totally sold out that one guy. "That guy's wearing a digital watch." And maybe I'm a bit too much of a worrier, but the way Butters was dragging Cartman who was decapped, without a shoe, and just as beat up as Butters, it made it seem like he was dead. I actually was shocked and was like, "Oh no! Cartman's dead" But I'm sure Butters wouldn't drag a dead body like that. Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Butters, and Stan/Wendy. I think it's so cute that Craig and Kenny were holding hands. Adorable. Best episode this season. Super Fun Time? Super Effing Epic Win Time! ;D This episode ALMOST beats Imaginationland. ;D And now, we gotta wait like 5 months for more South Park. MORE WANT. Thought/Quote of the day: "I'm able to reproduce and have children."-- Christy Stoppable, Kim Possible: Kim Gives The Talk by myself, March 2007 Word of the day: unnerve Hakuna Matata. |
